The Lowry

The Lowry is Salford's biggest art and theatre venue, opened in 2000. The building houses three theatre spaces: the 1,730-seat Lyric Theatre, the 466-seat Quays and the smaller Studio, as well as art galleries that contain a major collection of the work of the much-loved Lancashire painter LS Lowry, after whom the entire complex is named. Other galleries feature major touring exhibitions. The Lowry receives major touring theatre productions as well as stand-up comedy, opera, dance, cabaret and children's shows. At the Restaurant, head chef Oliver Thomas has been praised for an unfussy approach highlighting the best local ingredients. The centre is easily accessible by public transport, being ten minutes' drive from Manchester city centre and served by tram and bus links. Parking is available at the Lowry Outlet Mall car park, directly adjacent to the centre.

What's On @ The Lowry

Iain Stirling: Relevant

14 Oct 2025 - 30 Nov 2025

The BAFTA-winning comedian, ‘national sensation’ (Evening Standard) and ‘extremely funny’ (Daily Telegraph) Iain Stirling, is bringing his intuitive razor-sharp humour back on tour with a brand new stand-up show for 2024. As the iconic voice of Love Island, star and writer of sitcom Buffering on ITV, and with his own stand-up special, Failing Upwards, on Prime Video, Iain hits the road once more with a brand new hour (of jokes) in his biggest tour to date! (It’s called RELEVANT if you’re interested). Touring the UK and Ireland in 2024. (May contain strong language and adult material; suitable for 16+.)

Simon Evans: Have We Met?

26 Feb 2026 - 23 May 2026

Completing the Trilogy begun with Genius 2.0 and The Work of the Devil, Have We Met? finds Simon standing, like Ulysses in Tennyson’s famous verse, gazing out over the moaning deep and the twinkling rocks and wondering whether to seek a newer world? To smite the sounding furrows? To strive, to seek, and to find? Or whether in fact, to put the kettle on, crack open the Hobnobs and simply yield? Drawing on Joyce, Proust and the career of Philip Schofield to make sense of his own tangled past and possible future, Evans skilfully weaves comedy, pathos and narrowly averted cancellation into an unforgettable two hours of unique entertainment.

Cirque: The Greatest Show

24 Aug 2025 - 16 Nov 2025

Returning for 2024! Where musical theatre meets circus, It's time to step into the light. Escape with us for a night like no other, where we take you into a world where the very best of musical theatre showstoppers meets jaw-dropping circus spectacular. A world that explodes into colour as everyone’s favourite West End and Broadway hits combine with breath-taking, amazing performances, incredible contortionists, and thrilling feats of agility and flair. It’s the amazing variety spectacular everyone is talking about... Welcome to Cirque: the award-winning, smash-hit sensation that is fun for all the family. Let the music lift you on a truly wondrous journey bursting with kaleidoscopic colour. A West End all-star cast performing the big, big numbers from your favourite shows are joined by mesmerising circus stars – making for an enchanting production that is charming and astonishing in equal measure.

An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret

30 Aug 2025 - 26 Sept 2026

A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour! Roll up, roll up...a scintillating night out of sparkling entertainment – the UK’s longest running burlesque show – is back touring the nation. And, it’s bigger than ever. Join us for the good old-fashioned night out as we bring you the ultimate variety show, blending stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque to light up all your senses. With world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen – prepare for an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls! It’s the perfect night for everyone. An Evening of Burlesque is filled with artistic spectacle that has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It’s cocktails and cabaret o’clock! An Evening of Burlesque Cabaret - we are waiting for you!

Showstopper: The Improvised Musical

21 Aug 2025 - 7 Feb 2026

The incredible ‘Showstopper! The Improvised Musical’ have announced more tour dates and West End shows throughout 2025! Spontaneous musical comedy at its finest, this is the first ever long-form improv show to have a full West End run and to be nominated and win an Olivier Award. For those who haven’t yet experienced the live phenomenon that is ‘Showstopper! The Improvised Musical’, the show is a fully-realised musical created on the spot from audience suggestions. The cast take ideas for settings, genres, musical styles and the show title and weave it into ingenious storylines with hilarious characters. From Lin Manuel Miranda to Stephen Sondheim, whether it’s set in a primary school, Ancient Egypt, or a mattress shop – if the audience thinks it, The Showstoppers can turn it into a hit musical. The majority of the cast also have much acclaim with founder member Ruth Bratt being part of the famous Comedy Store Players, the longest running impro show in the country; Pippa Evans being a regular on BBC Radio 4, has toured with I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue and wrote ‘Now That's What I Call A Musical!’ (that’s currently on UK tour). The pilot of Hopping, a new comedy from Lucy Trodd and Susan Harrison, aired on BBC Radio 4 and Matt Cavendish appeared on this year’s Royal Variety Performance with Mischief Theatre's ‘A Comedy About Spies’. Co-founder Adam Meggido directed the West End and Broadway hit show Peter Pan Goes Wrong. The incredibly talented West End star Miracle Chance (Roald Dahl’s The Witches at the National Theatre, Veronica Sawyer in Heathers at The Other Palace) has just joined the cast. The Showstoppers also regularly run improvisation workshops and courses for beginners and professionals and have a successful podcast - The Showstopper! Podcast, with recent guests including Zizi Strallen, Rufus Hound and Reuben Kaye. The Showstoppers have performed created more than 1,000 brand new musicals since they were formed in 2008 but they don’t stop working hard at their craft – they have to learn to improvise in the style of every hit show that comes to town, and they always encourage audiences to challenge them and keep them on their toes. As a result, they continue fill theatres, delight audiences and win awards. In 2024 they were in the Top 10 best reviewed shows of entire Edinburgh Fringe – for the second year running - no mean feat in their 15th year selling out the Pleasance Grand once more!

The Lancashire Hotpots

4 Oct 2025 - 24 Jan 2026

Dubbed ‘the new Wurzels’ by Chris Evans on BBC Radio 2, The Lancashire Hotpots have become the go to band for those wanting a light-hearted, distinctly Northern view on life. The lads have entertained the nation with comedy songs about chippy teas, shop mobility scooters as well as how to smuggle your own sweets into the cinema. Their shows filled with raucous comedy songs, congas, puppets and pirates have made them cult favourites and famous for good time, sing-a-long fun.

The Simon & Garfunkel Story

16 Sept 2025 - 18 Jan 2027

The Simon & Garfunkel Story continues to stun audiences across the globe, making it a must-see international sensation. Using huge projection photos and original film footage, the international hit show also features a full live band performing all the hits including Mrs Robinson, Cecilia, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Homeward Bound and many more.

Simon Reeve: To The Ends Of The Earth

3 May 2026 - 17 May 2026

Returning to venues across the UK with his brand new show ‘To The Ends Of The Earth’. Simon will be sharing stories, surprises, thrills, deeper thoughts and hearty laughs. He wants to nudge and encourage audiences to get out of their comfort zone, take a few gentle risks in life, and embrace the great outdoors and the wider world.

Count Arthur Strong is Charles Dickens in 'A Christmas Carol'

30 Oct 2025 - 14 Dec 2025

Count Arthur Strong is Charles Dickens in, 'A Christmas Carol' 2025 Watch as the beloved comedian takes on the role of the iconic Charles Dickens in this festive adaptation of the classic tale. With his signature wit and charm, be prepared to laugh and be moved by this fantastic show. Get your tickets now and make it a merry holiday season with Count Arthur Strong!

The Night Sky Show

27 Sept 2025 - 22 Feb 2026

The Night Sky Show will take you on an epic journey from our celestial back yard and across the cosmos. Comedy, astronomy and so much more. A show for anyone with a slight interest or more in the night sky. A night for those who want to laugh, learn and enjoy. The Night Sky Show will be a truly fun, entertaining and memorable evening. Helping you understand and enjoy the heavens above and universe beyond. Helpful for the next time you’re looking up at the night sky stargazing, or when you just look up and wonder. For one thing, we’ll skip the heavy going science and hard to follow explanations. The Universe and everything within will be presented in an entertaining and easily absorbed way. An amazing show for everyone! This won’t be a boring astronomy talk. The Night Sky Show is a theatrical performance anyone can enjoy! Learn about the constellations, stars, planets and the deeper cosmos. The sheer scale of the universe and the mythology and stories of the night sky. Presented by Adrian West - A passionate and experienced astronomer. Better known as VirtualAstro on twitter and Facebook. He has one of the largest independent astronomy and space accounts on social media. He’s passionate about the night sky and inspiring people to look up by being interesting, down-to-earth and fun! Adrian has written many astronomy and space related articles for various popular online science magazines. He has also written guides and articles for the BBC, Met office and National Trust to name a few. You can regularly find him pointing things out to people in the night sky. If you look up and wonder, The Night Sky Show is for you. So let's explore!

The Mousetrap

21 Aug 2025 - 21 Mar 2026

Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap is the world’s longest-running play. This thrilling West End production is the genre-defining murder mystery from the best-selling novelist of all time… case closed! As news spreads of a murder in London, a group of seven strangers find themselves snowed in at a remote countryside guesthouse. When a police sergeant arrives, the guests discover – to their horror – that a killer is in their midst! Which one is the murderer? Who will be their next victim? Can you solve this world-famous mystery for yourself? For almost 70 years, Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap has kept millions of people from every corner of the globe on the edge of their seats.

Matt Forde

6 Oct 2025 - 5 Jun 2026

Host of hit political podcast The Political Party Matt Forde (Spitting Image, Have I Got News For You, The British Scandal, The Last Leg, The Royal Variety Performance) explores the dark comedy horror that is British politics, ahead of the next election. Plus silly voices.

Mark Watson: Search

17 Sept 2025 - 7 Nov 2026

20 years in stand-up for the Taskmaster cheeky texts icon, multi-award winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite and recently ‘Baby Reindeer’ actor: Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals. A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this – along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more – in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show.

Connor Burns: Gallus

21 Aug 2025 - 28 Mar 2026

From one of the most exciting emerging new stars in the UK’s live stand-up scene,1994 is Edinburgh native’s Connor Burns third solo hour. A prolific joke writer, his Scottish-level cynicism and self-deprecation punctuates a disarmingly relaxed persona and an intelligent, razor-sharp wit. Connor’s burgeoning reputation as “one to watch” was cemented at the 2023 Fringe when he sold out his entire run two months before the festival started.

Brian Bilston & Henry Normal

17 Oct 2025 - 25 Nov 2025

Brian Bilston and Henry Normal appear together for the first time in a show which one critic has described as “two people reading some poems”. Along the way, they will be drawing on their vast catalogue of crowd favourites – and throwing in new poems, to prevent becoming their own tribute bands. Not ones to overpromise, Brian and Henry are prepared to commit to delivering the greatest poetry show in the history of the world or their names aren’t Brian Bilston and Henry Normal. An evening of poems to be enjoyed not endured.

The Horne Section

11 Sept 2025 - 17 Nov 2025

Following their hit BBC Radio 4 series, and many years of sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and London’s West End, don’t miss everyone’s favourite Dictionary Corner regulars on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and the first band to ever host Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Expect a heady mix of spontaneous stand-up, spectacular performance and outlandish musical talent led by the brilliant comedian, and creator of Taskmaster, Alex Horne. The Horne Section are Joe Auckland (trumpet and banjo), Mark Brown (saxophone), Will Collier (bass), Ben Reynolds (percussion) and Ed Sheldrake (keyboards).

Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time

29 Oct 2025 - 3 Feb 2026

TV favourite Ed Byrne tours his Best Reviewed Show at the Edinburgh Festival, British Comedy Guide's No 1 Comedy show, and his most personal show to date. From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join one of our leading laugh specialists as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs. With his TV career now in its third decade, Ed has regularly appeared on the likes of QI, Mock The Week, Alan Davies As Yet Untitled, and Live At The Apollo. With legions of fans both in the UK and abroad, Ed remains the observational stand-up to see.

Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit

2 Oct 2025 - 12 Feb 2026

When life gives Rhod lemons… In his last show ‘The Book of John’, Rhod was dealing with some pretty pungent life citrus, and an idiot called John. Little did he know that things were about to turn even more sour… But Rhod’s not bitter; he’s bouncing back and feeling remarkably zesty. Hilariously dark, passionate and way too personal, this is classic Gilbert, squeezing every last drop out of life’s latest curveballs...with a little help from an old adversary.

Nish Kumar: Nish, Don't Kill My Vibe

18 Sept 2025 - 18 Sept 2025

Following an election year – with the country in turmoil – there’s only one comedian who can kill the mood even further… Nish Kumar – one of The Guardian and The Telegraph’s 50 Best Comedians of the 21st Century – is back on tour with his brand new politically-charged stand-up show, Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe, with extra dates now added due to phenomenal demand. Expect jokes about climate collapse, income inequality and the emotional sensation of being a British Indian man who didn’t vote for a British Indian Prime Minister. Sweet, sweet vibe killing. As seen and heard on The Mash Report, Taskmaster, Pod Save the UK, Live at the Apollo, Hold the Front Page and your favourite tabloid newspaper. Presented by Plosive Live in association with PBJ Management.

Russell Kane Live: Hyperactive!

6 Sept 2025 - 13 Dec 2025

Russell Kane’s bringing to town his gut-punch funny, searing, award-winning take on the years we’ve just gone through. Hailed as the The Guardian’s Number 1 comedy performance to come out of 2020 (The Guardian are miserable and usually hate everything) – this high-octane show brings nuclear-energy belly laughs and pant-wetting observations which prove laughter really is the best medicine (actually, it’s probably hospital medicine). Russell Kane has two chart-topping, award-bagging podcasts: Man Baggage and BBC Radio 4’s Evil Genius. He is a regular on Channel 4, BBC, and ITV: all the usual shows you see funny people on. He’s also a writer, actor, and presenter. He drinks lots of coffee and is ‘like that in real life’. He was the first ever comedian to bag the two most prestigious comedy awards on earth in the same year, for the same show: The Dave’s Edinburgh Comedy Awards (formerly The Perrier), and The Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award, (formerly known as the Barry Award). He’s also a raving bighead that likes listing his achievements.

John Shuttleworth's Raise the Oof!

27 Sept 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

Due to huge demand, John Shuttleworth returns to the Playhouse this November with Raise the Oof! Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) John Shuttleworth, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In Raise The Oof John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

Jenny Eclair: Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, Live

20 Sept 2025 - 21 Nov 2025

In celebration of the release of her hilarious memoir of the same name, comedian, novelist and professional show-off Jenny Eclair comes to venues nationwide with a brand-new autobiographical show. From drama school (mostly drinking cider and eating sausage rolls), sleeping with men who looked like they lived under a carpet, punk poetry, anorexia, bedsit misery, waitressing and not really having a clue about anything, to being the first woman to win the Perrier Award, becoming a mother, author, grumpy old woman, podcaster and nana! Still gigging to sell-out crowds forty years later, Jenny invites you to look back at what she can remember before she forgets everything. Warning: punk poetry, animal impressions and baritone nursery rhyme singing may feature.

Radio Ga Ga

28 Aug 2025 - 25 Jul 2026

The Ultimate Celebration of Queen Have your finest hour, or two! As we bring you Radio GaGa. Break free with us and shake all over like a jellyfish as Radio GaGa recreates two magical hours live on stage, celebrating the magic, fun and showmanship of the band's touring days. Playing all your favourite hits.

Beyond the Barricade

6 Sept 2025 - 18 Sept 2026

Beyond the Barricade has delighted audiences throughout the UK and mainland Europe for more than a decade, with its exciting concert portrayal of the greatest songs in musical theatre, all performed totally live! Recreating original West End/Broadway musical hit songs with amazing authenticity, this cast of past principal performers from Les Misérables, present a blockbusting two hour show, and is now established as the nation’s favourite musical theatre concert. Beyond the Barricade features songs from The Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Jersey Boys, The Lion King, Blood Brothers, Miss Saigon and many others, climaxing with a spectacular finale from, of course, Les Misérables! Don’t miss the return of ‘Beyond the Barricade’ to experience its nationwide reputation for quality and perfection in musical theatre and find out why this exciting show has received critical acclaim across the UK and abroad.

Wet Wet Wet

10 Oct 2025 - 31 May 2026

Wet Wet Wet is a Scottish pop band formed in 1982 in Clydebank, Scotland. Known for their hits in the 1980s and 90s, they are particularly recognized for their 1994 cover of "Love is All Around".

Elkie Brooks

27 Sept 2025 - 16 Feb 2027

Quite simply one of the most successful and popular singers the UK has ever produced. Now in the 5th decade of her career, she is still proving to be one of the most powerful and versatile vocal talents of our generation. With numerous hit singles, million selling albums and awards, her annual tours are treat for fans old and new. Performing some of her classic hits, blues and jazz, an electric evening with Elkie is guaranteed to leave you begging for more. Elkie is a stunning performer and whatever she does, she does it best live. Don’t miss the chance to see a truly great artist in action.

Jason Manford - A Manford All Seasons

4 Sept 2025 - 28 Mar 2026

Born in 1981, it took only 17 years for comedian, writer, actor, television and radio presenter Jason Manford to make his mark on the live circuit. Working as a glass collector at the Buzz Comedy Club in Manchester's suburban area of Chorlton, Manford stepped in when a scheduled performer failed to turn up. Just six live gigs later he claimed The City Life North West Comedian Of The Year award, launching a career that would cement him as a household name across the United Kingdom. Jason’s been busy since his last smash-hit stand up show but fans of his Absolute Radio show will know this nationally acclaimed comedian hasn’t changed a bit.

Mark and Lard

16 Nov 2025 - 3 Mar 2026

Mark Radcliffe and Marc Riley in Carry on an Audience with Mark and Lard. Like the day Neil Armstrong stepped on to the moon (if you were born then, if not, skip this bit) or when Alan Bradley got run over by a Blackpool tram on Coronation Street (ditto) – everybody can remember where they were on that fateful day in Radio 1 history. Listening to the radio. Obviously. Now, following high level negotiations after a chance meeting between Fat Harry White and Scoff Cruddle at a Bedford Rascal Enthusiasts rally, Mark and Marc have been coaxed back to wrestle once again on the sheepskin rug of light entertainment.

George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do

4 Sept 2025 - 16 Nov 2025

Described as ‘the funniest dad on Instagram’, stand-up comedian George has racked up hundreds of millions of views for his hilarious online sketches about the big things in life, like owning an air fryer, watching a David Beckham documentary, and the excruciating experience of trying to do a jigsaw with your kid. Now he’s bringing his brand new stand up show to the stage. It won’t just be about parenting though, because he has done loads this year. He’s bought a new hoover, watched some more stuff on Netflix… loads. Between #makingmemories with his kids, George has also appeared on The Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central Live, written a best selling book (Don’t Panic! All the stuff the expectant dad needs to know) and has supported Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Russell Kane and Josh Widdicombe on their national tours. So, activate the parents’ WhatsApp groups, dump the kids with whoever is willing to have them, and join George for a brilliant night out.

Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits

11 Sept 2025 - 21 Sept 2025

Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 Glorious Years of fun, laughter and low level disruption! Marvel! As I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb and the origins of Tiramisu! Guffaw with delight! As I delve into my back catalogue using my patented ‘Old Bit Randomiser’ for old favourites like ‘Interspecies Tennis’, ‘The time I went up in the Space Shuttle' and ‘When Nan got her hair caught in the knitting’! Cough Awkwardly! As Gary, (my son from my first marriage) attempts to take over the business again. Tap your Feet! As Stouffer The Cat spits a little Steflon Don! Watch in Wonder! At the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster. Plus one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act! So get on board the laughter train!

Felicity Ward: I'm Exhausting!

18 Sept 2025 - 27 Sept 2025

Felicity Ward, star of The Office (Australia), embarks on her first national tour in six years. In a two-hour laugh-out-loud extravaganza, Felicity Ward delves into uncharted territory - motherhood, from pregnancy to post-natal depression, touching on themes of identity, sexuality, and the inevitable changes life brings. Ward's performance draws from her personal experiences, delivering a rollercoaster of laughter and insight. Her comedic journey covers everything from the joys and challenges of parenthood to the quirks of everyday life, with topics ranging from transition lenses to fingering. As a seasoned performer, Ward's credits include appearances on Wakefield, BBC’s Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, Stand Up Sketch Show, and her own Amazon Prime stand-up comedy special. She's also been featured on popular podcasts like The Guilty Feminist, The News Quiz, and The Now Show. Ward's talent has earned her critical acclaim, with nominations for Best Comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2018, Best International Show at the New Zealand Comedy Festival in 2016, and Best Show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2012. Reviewers have praised Ward's energetic and engaging stage presence, describing her performances as a whirlwind of laughter and entertainment. With a repertoire of solid jokes and boundless energy, Ward keeps audiences laughing and engaged from start to finish.

Henning Wehn: Acid Wehn

27 Sept 2025 - 25 Apr 2026

German comic Henning Wehn rinses and wrings sense from the nonsensical in his latest comedy tour.

Jack Dee

4 Sept 2025 - 1 Nov 2025

Culture wars, the environment, British foreign policy and social justice: these are just a few of the topics that Jack spectacularly fails to address (or even mention for that matter) in his brand new show. Instead, for reasons known only to him, he doubles down on his fascination with the meaningless small things of life like Zoom protocol, what’s new in the world of radiators and the worst careers advice office in the world. Join Jack as he guides you through his varied life and career with his customary charm and well known gift for talking absolute rubbish on any given subject.

Adam Frost

27 Sept 2025 - 26 Oct 2025

Award-winning British garden designer and BBC Gardeners’ World presenter, Adam Frost, is leaving the garden and heading back out on tour! In his most personal show to date, Adam will discuss the plants that have shaped his life and reflect on what’s brought him to where he is now. He’ll unearth the inspiration he’s found through a life in the garden, the people he’s met along the way, the music that’s steered his course and why he identifies as an ‘old romantic fool’. Adam will share previously untold stories of how his passion for plants has taken him around the world and challenged him with unexpected experiences – from curating a garden in Japan during a monsoon to meeting heroes. Closer to home, gardening is fundamental to Adam’s sense of family, wellbeing and recovery. In September 2021, he found himself grappling with the mental scars of the pandemic and facing a momentous house (or more importantly, garden) move. He’ll talk about navigating that change and reconnecting with nature. Adam will also explore the creative act of putting a garden together and how he’s had to learn to embrace his artistic side. Don’t miss your chance to hear Adam’s amusing anecdotes and poignant reflections, and to immerse yourself not just in gardening, but in human nature itself and the madness of it all.

Milton Jones: HA!milton

15 Sept 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it. He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes... and there’s a bit about tomatoes. You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff. A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense. Warning - contains jokes from the start.

Nick Mohammed is Mr Swallow: Show Pony

22 Aug 2025 - 11 Nov 2025

Taskmaster loser Nick Mohammed returns as his critically acclaimed alter-ego Mr. Swallow with a brand new show. Show Pony has been described by Mr. Swallow as “payback for everyone who didn’t come to the last tour” and will cover everything from not having his own sitcom to not having his own sitcom… and everything in between (critical race theory). As per - expect magic, music and a whole load of brand new mistakes.

MC Hammersmith - The MC Stands For Middle Class

28 Nov 2025 - 3 Jun 2026

With over 20 million views online, MC Hammersmith is a multi-award-winning freestyle rap comedian. He is the world’s leading gangsta rapper to ever emerge from the ghetto of middle class west London. He presents an evening of improvised comedy raps based entirely on your suggestions. You’ll leave astounded at the speed of his brain, the spontaneity of his punchlines, and the stability of his upbringing.

Music

Orchestra

Rock & Pop

London Symphonic Rock Orchestra

10 Oct 2025 - 26 Nov 2026

Boundary breaking pioneers fusing the omnipotent power of the orchestra with innovative technology and the raucous rebellion of rock, London Symphonic Rock Orchestra deliver iconic rock hits in the most spectacular way. A collective of 12 classically trained artists brought together by their love of rock music and immense talent, the LSRO formed in 2018 and have been wowing audiences ever since. LSRO have collaborated and performed with many artists including the Trevor Horn Band and Queen Machine and have played more than 200 shows to over 400,000 fans! Dressed as an army of rock warriors, LSRO perform whilst immersed in a candlelit fantasy forest. The atmosphere is electric, the musicians are mesmerising and the supersonic, 100% live, wall of sound they create leaves the audience instantly captivated. Expect reimagined classic hits from: AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Guns n Roses, Evanescence, Motörhead, Foo Fighters, Rage Against The Machine, System Of A Down and many more.

Tom Houghton: Deep

4 Sept 2025 - 19 Apr 2026

After an incredible sold-out debut run, the man who asked us “do you ski?” is leaving his home in the Tower of London (for good). Catch him as he departs on a second triumphant tour across our nation armed with even more outrageous takes, unbelievable tales, and biblical chat to leave you bowled over with laughter. Having amassed a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers the multi-viral, social media sensation is delving even deeper into his ludicrous life as he tries to smarten up the not so honourable aspects of himself. Take a look at the pitfalls of online celebrity, the perils of post-palace living and find out that, in an age where everyone is so obsessed with the veneer of virtual contentment, maybe it takes crashing back down to reality to discover where happiness truly lies. As seen on Comedy Central and tour support for Milton Jones.

Scott Bennett: Stuff

6 Sept 2025 - 26 Sept 2026

Recently described by the Evening Standard as "Live Comedy's best kept secret" Scott Bennett has been blazing a trail through the stand-up circuit for the best part of a decade. He's written for many high profile acts such as Chris Ramsey and Jason Manford, and recently recorded his debut on BBC Two's Live at the Apollo. In massive demand as a comedy writer and with regular appearances on BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz and The Now Show, Scott is an act on the verge of breaking through into the big time.

Thomas Green: Brainstorm

26 Sept 2025 - 14 May 2026

After a significant self-discovery, Green realises his life is a whirlwind full of tangents of his own making, navigating through the impulsive, random and stupid.

Sophie Mccartney

12 Sept 2025 - 12 Dec 2025

After a phenomenal debut tour, award-winning comedian Sophie McCartney is back! A new decade beckons and she DOES NOT BELIEVE IT! What does life look like when you’re too old to be young, but too young to be old? Grab your glow sticks and join Sophie as she embarks on life’s next chapter with sequins, sporty laughs and a pair of killer orthopaedic heels.

Josh Widdicombe

17 Sept 2025 - 16 May 2026

Josh Widdicombe is back on tour, not again! By now he has almost certainly mastered the art of stand-up, either that or he has wasted the last 15 years of his life. Come along and decide for yourself.

Rambert X (la)horde

16 Sept 2025 - 18 Sept 2025

Bring Your Own We're crashing an after-party; you coming? Bring Your Own is gritty, sensual, and fiercely real. Will you dive into the chaos or shy away? Will you feel everything, and maybe nothing, all at once? In this epic collaboration with (LA)HORDE, Rambert dancers bring their full selves to the French company's work. Drenched in neon lights and inspired by the LA club scene, Weather is Sweet catapults us into some of our times' most pressing questions over intimacy, consent and sex-positivity. Visceral and punchy A Room with a View forces us to look in the mirror and ask - what do I care about? Plus, see a brand-new piece commissioned exclusively for Rambert. Following the tour of hit show Peaky Blinders, The Redemption of Tommy Shelby, it’s your turn to get up close and personal with brilliant and daring dancers bringing everything they have, every time and maybe, seeing a bit of you on stage.

Chris McCausland: Yonks!

8 Sept 2025 - 17 May 2026

You might have seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making. The last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Sam Avery: Thunderstorm

10 Sept 2025 - 5 Feb 2026

Back with a bang, award-winning comedian Sam Avery returns with his electrifying new show, Thunderstorm! In his trademark punchy style, Sam takes you on a whirlwind journey through the chaos of the modern world - from parenting disasters to culture wars, conspiracy theories to political morons. With sharp wit and a stormy twist, he’s here to prove that the only way to weather modern life is through laughter! Expect thunderous punchlines, lightning-fast jokes, and a night of belly laughs you won’t forget.

Austentatious: An Improvised Novel

5 Sept 2025 - 15 Dec 2025

An irreverent show performed in period costume, borne from suggestions from the audience.

Rumours of Fleetwood Mac

23 Sept 2025 - 4 Apr 2026

Personally endorsed by Fleetwood Mac founding member, Mick Fleetwood, Rumours of Fleetwood Mac is the ultimate tribute to one of rock and roll’s most remarkable groups. Channeling the spirit of Fleetwood Mac at their very best, Rumours of Fleetwood Mac offers a unique opportunity for fans, both old and new, to rediscover the songs and performances that have ensured Fleetwood Mac’s place as one of the most loved groups of all time.

Little Women

30 Sept 2025 - 4 Oct 2025

Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women was an immediate critical and commercial success. The book was inspired by Alcott’s experiences growing up and is one of the best loved novels of all time. Experience the enduring journey of the March sisters - tomboy Jo, beautiful Meg, sensitive Beth, and spoilt Amy, as they navigate the challenges of the Civil War era, forging unbreakable bonds of love and family. Step into the world of sisterhood, courage, ambition and follow them as they progress into womanhood. Still as relevant today Little Women is a celebration of women proving that women can be heroes of their own story, can be bold, persistent, self-assured to stand strong in who they are, and what they desire for themselves in their present and future. Anne-Marie Casey’s masterful new adaptation of the classic story offers a captivating rendition of Little Women that breathes new life into a cherished classic. The recent success of the Greta Gerwig film, the nostalgia of the classic book, combined with a beautiful adaptation provides an exciting theatrical experience guaranteed to be a night (or afternoon!) filled with laughter, tears, and a heart-warming lifting of the spirits.

China Crisis

27 Sept 2025 - 21 Feb 2026

Eddie Lundon and Gary Daly are the founder members of the band which started in Kirkby, Merseyside back in 1979. China Crisis found major success in the UK with five Top 40 singles, ten Top 50 singles and three Top 40 albums and hits across Australia, Europe and the Americas. The band are known for their string of hit singles, including African & White, Christian, Working with Fire and Steel, Black Man Ray and Wishful Thinking, The RETROspective tour will see the band performing these classics alongside songs from all of their seven studio albums. - Eddie Lundon - Gary Daly - Jack Hymers (keys) - Eric Animan (sax)

Stephen Bailey: Tart

20 Sept 2025 - 28 Nov 2025

Stephen has appeared on every light entertainment show, come second on every celebrity quiz show, and will gossip about everything from his funeral plans to his unrequited love for Ben Shephard in his new show. (And if he needs to pad it out, he will read you secrets direct from the girlies WhatsApp group chat.) Brassy, sassy and always classy – the perfect ingredients to make a proper Tart.

Thank you for the Music

6 Sept 2025 - 12 Apr 2026

Calling all Dancing Queens, this is your night to say, Thank you for the Music! This international smash-hit tribute show brings all ABBA’s number one hits to the stage in a production like no other. The hugely popular show, now in its 21st year, with a brand-new show for 2025/26 combines the unmistakable harmonies, colourful costumes, and dazzling performances by our all-star cast. Join us for the party of the year, you can dance, you can jive, and have the time of your life as we bring you all the hits, including Waterloo, Dancing Queen, Super Trouper, Mamma Mia, Knowing Me, Knowing You, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, The Winner Takes It All and many many more! Thank you for the Music! For without a song or a dance what are we! Touring the nation. Tickets on sale now! This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows. Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme. See All Hexagon Music HERE Tour the auditorium & venue with Google 360 View.

Ardal O'Hanlon - Not Himself

20 Sept 2025 - 27 Mar 2026

Oh, it’s all there! All the trademarks are in evidence in Ardal’s latest show. Beautifully crafted stand-up comedy? Yes. Celebrated use of language? Tick. Lateral thinking, surreal flourishes, sharp observations? Of course. As for the occasional profundity? Maybe. Despite his best attempts over many decades to put the world to rights, it is still a colossal mess. And so, Ardal has no choice but to go out on the road again. Like the good comedy doctor he is, he fearlessly diagnoses the various pathologies and neuroses that are currently ravaging humanity. Disclaimer: No solutions provided. After an alarming experience at the supermarket, Ardal reflects on who he is as a man and a comedian. He examines his own ethnic and religious background, and thinks twice about the very core of his identity as a voice of reason. Is everything a big lie? With no major trauma of his own to draw on for material, apart from the drag of getting older, he also turns his gaze outwards at the joys and follies of contemporary life. Towel Animals? A.I.? Chair Yoga? Cauliflower as a main course? Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes. No current idiocy is left unexamined. With a highly developed sense of the ridiculous, and proper comedy bones, NOT HIMSELF, is a testament to the healing power of humour. And the joy of jokes.

An Evening Without Kate Bush

6 Nov 2025 - 7 Nov 2025

Presented by John Mackay Performed by Sarah-Louise Young Made with Russell Lucas Howl with the Hounds of Love and dance on the moors with Wuthering Heights! She’s not there - but you are. Whether you’ve been a fan for decades or recently joined the shoal via the ‘Stranger Things’ phenomenon, there has never been a better time to release your inner Bush and celebrate at this joyful, unique and mind-blowing show. Following its sold-out, critically acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe première, London seasons, UK and Australian tours this smash-hit, award-winning show is back! Sarah-Louise Young and co-creator Russell Lucas pay glorious homage to the music, fans, and mythology of one of the most influential voices in British music.

Simply Dylan

24 Aug 2025 - 11 Apr 2026

John O'Connell’s Simply Dylan Band will be back for a brand-new headline tour across the UK to celebrate Bob Dylan’s 80th Birthday. As straightforward as the title suggests: no frills, no gimmicks, no pretense; Simply Dylan is John’s personal exploration and celebration of the rich and diverse work of Bob Dylan. O'Connell, formerly of Groundpig, has had his name indelibly written into the tapestry of Liverpool's music scene, has collaborated with other highly reputable musicians to form his Dylan Band. This is a tribute show.

Sara Pascoe

20 Sept 2025 - 29 Mar 2026

Apparently caterpillars completely break down into goo before they become butterflies. Come join comedian Sara Pascoe as she reconsiders and reconstructs herself after having two babies and very little sleep.

The Secret Histories of Rome with Mary Beard

19 Sept 2025 - 19 Sept 2025

Step into the world of Ancient Rome with renowned historian Mary Beard as she uncovers the stories that history forgot. In this captivating live event, Mary Beard takes you beyond the well-worn paths of emperors and battles, revealing the rich and complex lives of those often left out of the history books. From the gritty reality of a gladiator's life in the arena to the tumultuous final days of the Roman Republic, Mary rewrites popular narratives, casting fresh light on what we think we know. As the excitement builds for the release of Gladiator 2 in 2025, there's never been a better time to dive deeper into the world of Ancient Rome's most iconic figures. But this isn't just about the past—Mary draws thought-provoking connections between Roman politics and today's world. What can we learn from the rise and fall of the Roman Republic, and how might it resonate with the political landscapes we navigate today? Don't miss the chance to ask your own questions as Mary Beard unpacks the history that shaped one of the greatest empires of all time. Whether you're a history enthusiast or a curious newcomer, this evening promises to be a spectacular journey through time, leaving you with fresh insights into both ancient and modern worlds.

Joel Dommett: Happy Idiot

12 Sept 2025 - 24 Apr 2026

Joel returns to his stand-up roots with a brand-new show. With glamorous tales from behind the camera and less glamorous anecdotes of first-time fatherhood, Joel remains a charming, exhausted, happy idiot. As one of the nation’s most familiar faces on television, Joel has established himself as one of the UK’s most trusted and beloved presenters and a firm favourite in UK households. As presenter of Saturday night smash-hit The Masked Singer, ITV2’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here: Extra Camp, BBC’s reboot of Survivor, the hugely popular quiz show In With A Shout and the front man of the National Television Awards, Joel has also hosted BBC’s Live at the Apollo and co-hosts hit podcast, Never Have I Ever with his wife, Hannah.

Fun for Little Ones - A Tribute to Ms Rachel

25 Oct 2025 - 9 Nov 2025

The UK's Premier Tribute to Global Phenomenon… 'Ms Rachel'! Bringing 'Ms Rachels' character to life in a FUN, interactive LIVE on stage performance with lots of audience participation for the little ones! With over 5 Billion Views and over 8 million subscribers on Youtube, 'Ms Rachel' is the biggest viral sensation to hit our children's screens since 'Baby Shark!' 'Fun for Little Ones Live' encapsulates the bubbly personality, sweet singing voice and educational content; bringing to life a fun show for children. The production also includes Interactive Screen Content throughout featuring unique and on brand animation & scenery, plus Puppetry, Characters & Voices on screen with Monty & friends. This UK Premier tribute is the only one of it's kind, with little people across the country going crazy for her.

IDEAL Starring Johnny Vegas

8 Sept 2025 - 4 Oct 2025

Presented by Edge Street Live 20th Anniversary Stage Show Starring Johnny Vegas Written by Graham Duff Johnny Vegas stars as Moz, Manchester's longest serving weed dealer, in a dope opera of epic proportions. Starring some of the hit BBC TV comedy's most iconic characters and actors. Moz and gangsters Psycho Paul and Cartoon Head must dispose of a dead body. But when they discover priceless diamonds inside the corpse, things spin out of control . Can Cartoon Head be prevented from going on a killing spree? Can big gay Brian find true love? And can Moz survive the strangest night of his life? Critically acclaimed and a ratings hit, the multi-award winning BBC sit-com Ideal ran for 7 seasons and 53 episodes. Now Moz and friends are back. Celebrating the 20th anniversary of the first episode's broadcast, this new stage show is dark, surreal and hilariously funny. "Ideal is the best British comedy show on TV." - The Guardian "I couldn't take my eyes off it." - Variety "Homegrown gold." - The Daily Mirror "Crackles with life. Effortlessly funny." - Time Out "Excellent. Uncompromising. Not for the faint hearted." - Radio Times "Incredible. Should be enthusiastically applauded." - The Guardian "A seriously good sit-com." - The Independent "A smorgasbord of surreal delights." - Metro "Has just about everything - a great script, characters and actors and Johnny Vegas at his best." - The Observer "Pure unadulterated pleasure from start to finish." - Daily Mail

Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!

16 Nov 2025 - 16 Nov 2025

How good's a laugh? My joke book is overflowing, so let's get talking about what gives me the ick and what makes me tick. It's time to get down to the nitty gritty. No filter, no limits. The gloves are off and I'm packing a punchline, so let's speak easy and laugh freely. Join me for an hour of freestyling musings and merrymaking to get your belly aching! After all, in jokes we trust... "You'll laugh until you actually cry" ★★★★★ Sunday Express "Effortless comedy from one of the country's strongest stand-ups" Sunday Times "Amos is dynamite" The Guardian "A joy to behold" The Times "A note perfect hour" ★★★★★ The Metro "Unashamedly feel-good entertainment" ★★★★ The Evening Standard Age 16+

Murder, She Didn't Write

21 Aug 2025 - 4 Apr 2026

Fresh from a sell-out UK tour, the Edinburgh Fringe-favourite Murder, She Didn’t Write is back. This improvised whodunnit will see improv legends Degrees of Error perform an entirely improvised Agatha Christie-inspired murder mystery every afternoon, as the spectator becomes the author in this cleverly comedic show.

Blood Brothers

18 Nov 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

Presented by Bill Kenwright LTD Written by Willy Russell, the legendary BLOOD BROTHERS tells the captivating and moving tale of twins who, separated at birth, grow up on opposite sides of the tracks, only to meet again with fateful consequences. Few musicals have received quite such acclaim as the multi-award winning BLOOD BROTHERS. The production ran for more than 10,000 performances in London's West End, one of only four musicals ever to achieve that milestone. It has been affectionately christened the ‘Standing Ovation Musical', as inevitably it "brings the audience cheering to its feet and roaring its approval" (The Daily Mail). The superb score includes Bright New Day, Marilyn Monroe and the emotionally charged hit Tell Me It's Not True. ‘Exhilarating...one Of The Best Musicals Ever Written' Sunday Times ‘A Triumphant Evening... Unmissable And Unbeatable' The Spectator ‘Brings The Audience Cheering To Its Feet And Roaring Its Approval' The Daily Mail ★★★★★ ‘Dazzling' Sunday Telegraph ★★★★★ ‘Terrific' Sunday Express ‘Gritty, Gripping, Superb' Mail On Sunday Age Guidance: 12+

Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities

22 Oct 2025 - 22 Mar 2026

What happens when pure comedy takes human form? What happens when a creature is created and bred to do stand up? Nobody knows because that isn’t a thing. What is a thing is Ross Noble doing a show. You can come and see it. This is it. Ross’s on-stage credits include 16 nationwide comedy tours and his recent critically acclaimed performance as Igor in Mel Brooks’ West End revival of monster hit musical Young Frankenstein, at London’s Garrick Theatre. As well as his on-stage work, Ross is a regular on national UK TV and radio programmes such as ‘QI’ (BBC One), ‘Have I Got News for You’ (BBC One) and ‘Just a Minute' (BBC Radio 4). Ross has fronted Ross Noble: Off Road (Dave) and presented his own surreal magazine show for radio, ‘Britain In Bits’ (BBC Radio 4).

Kae Kurd: What's O'Kurd

12 Sept 2025 - 15 Nov 2025

Stand up sensation and social media star Kae Kurd returns with his highly anticipated brand new tour: What's O'Kurd. Co-host of the hit podcast Aint Got a Clue, voice of ITV's Loaded in Paradise and star of Live at the Apollo (BBC), Mock the Week (BBC Two), Celebrity Masterchef (BBC One) and The Apprentice: You're Fired (BBC Two) As a hugely in-demand writer, his credits include Cunk & Other Humans (BBC Two), Have I Got News For You (BBC Two) and A League of Their Own (Sky One) ★★★★ The Herald ★★★★ Evening Standard

The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe

3 Dec 2025 - 11 Jan 2026

Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime as the West End smash-hit production of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe comes to Salford. Step through the wardrobe into the magic kingdom of Narnia where a world of wonder awaits. Join Lucy, Edmund, Susan and Peter as they meet new friends, face dangerous foes and learn the lessons of courage, sacrifice, and the power of love. Watch the nation's favourite novel The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe come to life on stage in this spectacular production which is guaranteed to delight all ages.

Declan O'Rourke: Since Kyabram 20th Anniversary

30 Nov 2025 - 30 Nov 2025

Declan O'Rourke makes a welcome return, this time celebrating the 20th Anniversary of his debut album ‘Since Kyabram' In October 2004, amongst a thriving Dublin music scene Declan O'Rourke's debut album Since Kyabram was released. In its first week, Since Kyabram entered the charts at Number 5 and over the following two years achieved gold, platinum and twice platinum status. The Album held within it a collection of songs which have grown in popularity over the years. Galileo, Sarah, No Place To Hide, We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea and Marrying The Sea are amongst the titles which led to award nominations and plaudits from Paul Weller, Eddi Reader, Paul Brady and Snow Patrol. Hot Press voted Since Kyabram their Debut Album of the year and without doubt its release jumpstarted a career which introduced Declan to an audience who have been on this journey with him, for 20 years. "Since Kyabram is a record I'm very proud of, both as an introductory body of work and a collection of songs individually. After 20 years I'm still hugely nostalgic for it and love that it has become a favourite for so many others. To celebrate and release Kyabram all over again, this time with a deeper dive inside the tapes, is going to be such a trip." - Declan O'Rourke

Joanne McNally: Pinotphile

4 Sept 2025 - 8 Feb 2026

Described as ‘a truly gifted stand up’ by The Sunday Times, join Joanne as she revisits her irreverent and critically acclaimed show The Prosecco Express. Due to a relentless ageing process, Joanne is suddenly in her late thirties with no husband, no kids, no pension and no plan. She is full of questions: if she doesn’t birth anything, who will be obligated to watch her die so she doesn’t have to do it alone? Can she start a GoFundMe page to get a golden tomb built for single people to get buried in together, or do we all just get thrown into a mass grave and covered in cat hair?

Myra Dubois

3 Sept 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

With her passion for compassion and flair for giving care, the bust a gut funny (Graham Norton) Myra DuBois calls out to the disadvantaged, downtrodden and tyrannised of the world with her manifesto for mental health: Ad Myrism! But are you ready to receive the call?

Suzi Ruffell – The Juggle

10 Sept 2025 - 23 Nov 2025

The Juggle is a brand new tour from confessional multi-award winning comedian Suzi Ruffell. It’s hard to be good all the time. A good mother, a good daughter, a good partner, a good friend, a good person. To be ambitious but not ruthless; a success but not a sell-out. A gentle parent but not a pushover. To be smashing life and make it look easy. The juggle. Suzi is exhausted and she hasn’t even started. This is a stand-up show and a support group! Suzi has appeared on Live at the Apollo, The Jonathan Ross Show, The Last Leg and QI. Suzi co-hosts smash-hit podcasts Big Kick Energy with Maisie Adam and Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen, as well as having her own podcast, OUT with Suzi Ruffell. She even finds time to host on Virgin Radio. Suzi’s debut book, Am I Having Fun Now? is released in June 2025.

W*nkernomics: Just Touching Base

17 Oct 2025 - 17 Oct 2025

After entirely sold-out runs in Edinburgh & London in 2024, Australia's favourite workplace w★nkers are bringing their brand new show to Salford. W★nkernomics are masters at skewering the buzzwords, bureaucracy and bulls★★t of the modern workplace. Since launching in 2023, they have become something of a phenomenon, notching up millions of views online with their unique blend of observational comedy and dark satire. So find some extra bandwidth, synergise your stakeholders and pop some time in the diary for their most outcomes-focused, value-added, best-practice, deep-dive yet into the realities of the working world. ★★★★★ "Life Changing": Weekend Notes ★★★★★ "Wickedly clever satire": On The Record "The most original show we saw this year": Nicola G, Edinburgh "Probably the best Fringe comedy show we've ever attended": Steven K, Adelaide "Finally, a show fully aligned to my values": James C, Edinburgh

Marcus Brigstocke - Vitruvian Mango

13 Sept 2025 - 7 Nov 2025

Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines and most problems can be solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us gallantly draping our capes over them - so are we fellas of any use at all? Award winning MAN Marcus Brigstocke thinks we might still serve some useful function. But what is it? This new tour show will resolve the entire issue once and for all (in a non-patriarchal, open minded, progressive sort of way). DaVinci’s Vitruvian Man is the image of the ideal male form. Marcus’ Vitruvian Mango is the same, but sweeter, softer, seasonally available and, when ripe, delicately perfumed. ‘... charming, hilarious and utterly refreshing…’ The Sunday Mirror ‘Sharpest one-liner merchant’ The Sunday Times ‘If you haven’t seen him live, then you haven’t seen him at his very best’ The Mirror

The Smeds and The Smoos

22 Aug 2025 - 12 Nov 2025

Tall Stories presents The Smeds and the Smoos. A joyful tale of star-crossed aliens Soar into space with this exciting adaptation of the award-winning book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler – also seen in the BBC TV animation on Christmas Day. On a far-off planet, Smeds and Smoos can’t be friends. So when a young Smed and Smoo fall in love and zoom off into space together, how will their families get them back? Music, laughs and interplanetary adventures for everyone aged 3 and up, from Tall Stories – the company that brought you The Gruffalo and Room on the Broom live on stage.

Hofesh Shechter - Theatre of Dreams

24 Oct 2025 - 25 Oct 2025

Choreography and Music: Hofesh Shechter Lighting design: Tom Visser Costume design: Osnat Kelner Performed by: Hofesh Shechter Company This new full-length evening showcases the physicality and complexity of Hofesh Shechter's choreography and his inimitable dancers, as they take the audience on a wild headfirst dive into the theatre of dreams. The production opened in Paris at Théâtre de la Ville on 27 June 2024 and will have its UK premiere at Sadler's Wells in October 2024, followed by an extensive international tour which includes the Netherlands, Italy, France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Austria and Germany. In Spring 2025, Theatre of Dreams will return to the UK to perform as part of the prestigious Brighton Festival. Through Hofesh's ever-unfolding choreography, this new work delves deep into the world of fantasy and the subconscious, revealing fears, hopes, desires and a myriad of emotions that penetrates not only the dreaming mind but also our waking thoughts. The dancers' bodies bring to life on stage this interplay between poetry and reality, accompanied by live musicians and Shechter's trademark cinematic composition. Hofesh reunites with creative collaborators from previous productions: Tom Visser for lighting design (Grand Finale, The Fix, Contemporary Dance 2:0, Wild Poetry and From England with Love) and Osnat Kelner for costumes (Contemporary Dance 2:0 and Wild Poetry).

Attention All Shipping - A Celebration of the Shipping Forecast

11 Sept 2025 - 22 Oct 2025

As the shipping forecast embarks on its second century, bestselling author and award-winning broadcaster Charlie Connelly’s hilarious and informative show brings the quirky broadcast vividly to life, celebrating what he regards as the greatest invention of the modern age. How did a weather forecast for ships capture the hearts of a nation, from salty old sea dog to insomniac landlubber? How is it possible for ‘rain later’ to be ‘good’? And where the hell is North Utsire? Delving into the history of the forecast and the extraordinary people who made it, Charlie explains what those curious phrases really mean, celebrates its wide cultural impact, shares riproaring adventures from his own extraordinary journey through the 31 sea areas – the times he was accused by the media of trying to annex Rockall from the British government and sang sea shanties with Tom Hardy in a Manx hotel bar while Scary Spice pulled the pints - and presents his case for the shipping forecast being our finest achievement. Inspired by Charlie’s bestselling book, which has sold more than a quarter-of-a-million copies worldwide, this pacy, moving and hilarious show takes you all the way from Viking to South-East Iceland to ensure the shipping forecast will never sound the same again. “Charlie Connelly is one of the funniest people I have ever had the pleasure of sitting in a studio with…He has a natural wit that doesn’t get crushed by an over-zealous ego with a lovely personality attached to it.” Fi Glover, broadcaster “Charlie is always warm, funny and engaging…I actually sent him a fan letter - and I've never done that to anyone in my life before.” Bernard Sumner, New Order “I can thoroughly recommend an evening spent in the company of the very funny and very lovely Charlie Connelly whose knowledge of what I call ‘the ships’ is excellent. Sou’westers optional.” Corrie Corfield, BBC Radio 4

To Kill a Mockingbird

28 Oct 2025 - 23 May 2026

Successful lawyer, Atticus Finch, encourages kindness and empathy in his children, but is pushed to the limits of these qualities himself when he resolves to uncover the truth in a town that seems determined to hide it. Set in 1934 Alabama, To Kill a Mockingbird was inspired by novelist Harper Lee’s own childhood and has sold more than 45 million copies worldwide. It won the Pulitzer Prize for Literature and was long at the top of the banned book lists.

Ria Lina

22 Aug 2025 - 6 Mar 2026

Following her killer debut tour, Riawakening, the wickedly funny Ria Lina realised she wasn’t just awake, she was ready to rebel. Expect a relentless stream of hilarity as Ria explores the state of the world, the eternal battle of the sexes, and the delight of Zhrowing life up in the air after years of following the rules. Much loved in the industry, this multi-award winner commands the stage with a whirlwind of energy and leaves audiences breathless with laughter. Her extensive list of credits includes Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You?, Mock the Week, cohosting Pointless, Lovestruck High, Richard Osman’s House of Games, The Last Leg and Celebrity Mastermind.

Motionhouse

30 Jan 2026 - 30 Jan 2026

Jaw-dropping dance-circus Internationally renowned dance-circus company Motionhouse returns to Lowry, with its brand-new production Hidden. Hidden explores how, in an increasingly divided world, light can come out of darkness in times of crisis. At times narrative, and at others abstract, Hidden is a powerful blend of artforms. At the cutting edge of live performance and digital integration, gravity-defying choreography, a pulsing soundscape and a shape-shifting set are drawn together by digital projections into a living film. In this shadowy world, can hidden voices ultimately push through to the light? Building on the successes of previous productions including 2021's spectacular hit show, Nobody, Hidden further develops the company's unique dance-circus language, absorbing elements from other physical forms and encompassing them into a distinctive and visceral movement language, where breathtaking dance melts effortlessly into thrilling circus feats. A spectacular and unforgettable production. Hidden is co-commissioned by FABRIC, Birmingham Hippodrome and Warwick Arts Centre. Created with support from the John Ellerman Foundation and the UK's innovation agency, Innovate UK. Motionhouse is supported using public funding by Arts Council England and is a Birmingham Hippodrome Associate Company.

The Koala Who Could

25 Aug 2025 - 2 Sept 2025

An empowering and chuckle-out-loud story about embracing change – whether we like it or not. “In a wonderful place, at the breaking of dawn, where the breezes were soft and the sunshine was warm, a place where the creatures ran wild and played free…A Koala called Kevin clung to a tree”. Join Kevin, King of the staying-still-kings, and his friends the wombats and kangaroos as they learn that “life can be great when you try something new!” Based on the multi-million copy selling book by Rachel Bright & Jim Field published by Hachette Children’s Group, this brand-new adaptation for stage is directed by Emma Earle (Oi Frog & Friends), with music and lyrics by Eamonn O’Dwyer.

The Bush Comedy Festival - Kiell Smith-bynoe & Friends: Kool Story Bro

4 Oct 2025 - 5 Oct 2025

Taskmaster and Ghosts star Kiell Smith-Bynoe presents his unmissable improvised comedy show, fresh from sold out perormances at the Edinburgh Fringe, Soho Theatre, and Theatre Royal Stratford East. A different show every time, with a different special guest each show, and improv inspired by you - the audience! Past guests include Jamie Demetriou, Charlotte Ritchie, Guz Khan and Munya Chawawa. Presented by The Bush Comedy Festival This is an 16+ event

Black Sabbath - The Ballet

8 Oct 2025 - 11 Oct 2025

Carlos Acosta is turning up the volume on Birmingham's musical legacy. Original Heavy Metal heroes, Black Sabbath, provide the soundtrack for Black Sabbath - The Ballet. After its successful world premiere and UK tour in 2023, Black Sabbath - The Ballet returns for an international tour in 2024 and 2025. Black Sabbath forged their unique sound in Birmingham Royal Ballet's home city. In Black Sabbath - The Ballet expect a spectacular theatrical evening featuring thrilling dance alongside full orchestrations of legendary Black Sabbath tracks such as Paranoid and Iron Man, as well as new orchestral works inspired by their music. In the second of three Birmingham-focussed commissions, Carlos Acosta was drawn to both the band's work and its musical legacy as the originators of Heavy Metal. This full-evening ballet promises to be a unique undertaking with three composers and three choreographers, led by renowned Choreographer Pontus Lidberg (whose work has been performed by the Swedish Royal Ballet and the Paris Opera Ballet) and Composer Chris Austin (whose work includes orchestrating the White Stripes music for Wayne McGregor's Chroma) working alongside award-winning writer Richard Thomas (Jerry Springer, The Opera) to create an extraordinary metal symphony over three acts. Black Sabbath themselves have been closely involved in developing this unique collaboration. Sparks fly in this intriguing new response to Black Sabbath's music and legacy - the first true heavy metal ballet experience.

Jen Brister: Under Privilege

17 Oct 2025 - 13 Jun 2026

Brister has it all: a wife, kids, a house and a job she loves (sometimes) so what the hell is she moaning about? Join Jen as she takes an irreverent look at the often controversial subject of privilege. Who has it? Who doesn't? And why does no one like to admit they have any?

Death on The Nile

26 Sept 2025 - 4 Oct 2025

Bitter rivals. Buried secrets. A love to die for. On board a luxurious cruise under the heat of the Egyptian sun, a couple's idyllic honeymoon is cut short by a brutal murder. As secrets that have been buried in the sands of time finally resurface, can the world-famous detective, Hercule Poirot, untangle the web of lies and solve another crime? Following the sell-out tour of Murder on the Orient Express, this thrilling production reunites writer Ken Ludwig, director Lucy Bailey (Witness for the Prosecution) and Fiery Angel. Starring as Poirot is Mark Hadfield (Belfast; Outlander; Wallander) who will be joined on stage by Glynis Barber (Dempsey and Makepeace; EastEnders) and Bob Barrett (Murder on the Orient Express; Holby City). This brand-new adaptation of the Agatha Christie classic is not to be missed.

The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins

5 Feb 2026 - 11 Mar 2026

John Mackay & Sally Homer, in association with Debi Allen/Curtis Brown, present The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins You may know her as Bake-Off Sue, Taskmaster Sue, Just A Minute Sue, or the Sue that gives you travel envy - but stand-up Sue is full of surprises. In this brand-new show, she shares the unlikely happenings from a career in the spotlight. What’s the fallout when your pituitary gland goes haywire on live TV? How do you convince the public you didn’t really fall onto that hoover attachment? And when intimate photos get splashed all over the internet, how do you switch the shame to dignity and joy? In her first live show in over a decade, Sue delivers a hilarious treatise on stigma, humiliation, and misunderstanding.

Jack Rhodes

11 Feb 2026 - 27 Feb 2026

From finishing runner-up on last year's Britain's Got Talent, Jack Rhodes is bringing his debut comedy magic show to Lowry! With a background in close-up magic and stand up comedy, Jack has amassed over 150 million views online with his ‘comedy, magic and nonsense' videos and has firmly established his presence as a magician who doesn't take himself too seriously. Combining self-deprecation and trickery with an off-beat northern approach, Jack's unique delivery of comedy and world-class sleight of hand ensures even non-magic fans will enjoy the show. Join Jack for a night of tricks and giggles and see why Simon Cowell describes him as ‘one in a million'.

Josh Jones

31 Aug 2025 - 5 Dec 2025

A TV favourite, and now an aspiring doctor’s wife, Josh Jones is now knee-deep into his 30's and nothing thrills him more than a Greggs Sausage Roll and an M&S food shop. Living a more sedate life isn’t without its challenges though - he’s still trying to earn his cat’s respect!

Skipinnish

27 Sept 2025 - 27 Sept 2025

Skipinnish are without a doubt one of Scotland’s most exciting exports. Riding an ever-growing wave of popularity, the band has gone from strength to strength since the launch of their album, The Seventh Wave, in 2017. With hit after hit of self penned songs and a strong mix of powerful bagpipe, fiddle and accordion led tune sets, they encompass the very best of traditional and contemporary Celtic music and their energetic live shows continue to captivate audiences all over the UK and Europe.

Paul Merton & Suki Webster's Improv Show

11 Oct 2025 - 28 Mar 2026

“Paul Merton and Suki Webster’s Improv Show” is a night of fast, and fabulously funny improvised games, scenes, stories, songs and laugh out loud surrealism. All deftly conjured up on the spot and based on suggestions by you: The Audience! These two masters of Comedy Improvisation are joined by two fabulous guests each week to create cascades of laughter and joyful silliness.

Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds

21 Aug 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

Where does he get it all from? A common phrase heard outside Jason Byrne’s show as the crowd leave with utter joy in their hearts. Jason literally has his Head In the Clouds most of the time, but thankfully, mainly when he’s on stage! It’s laughter at its highest, as we watch Jason pull magic from his cloudy head down onto the stage. Be it, stormy stand up, calm fun or audience members with clouds literally on their heads. Come join Jason in the clouds, for a night of beautiful unpredictable, fluffy, mayhem.

Buddy - The Buddy Holly Story

22 Sept 2025 - 23 May 2026

This sensational multi award-winning West End show first opened in 1989 and has been thrilling audiences around the world ever since. Forget feel good, Buddy - The Buddy Holly Story is feel great! Experience the drama, passion and excitement as a multi-talented cast of actor-musicians tell Buddy Holly’s story, from his Texas rockabilly beginnings to international stardom and his legendary final performance at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa, before his tragic death at the age of just 22. Featuring two terrific hours of the greatest songs ever written, including 'That’ll Be The Day', 'Oh Boy', 'Rave On', 'La Bamba', 'Chantilly Lace', 'Johnny B. Goode', 'Raining In My Heart', 'Everyday', 'Shout' and many many more, this show is just Peggy Sue-perb!

Three Little Vikings

13 Sept 2025 - 25 Oct 2025

Three brave little Viking girls save the day in this bold and funny adventure story for little rebels, by the creator of the New York Times Best Illustrated Book Little Red and I Can Catch a Monster, Bethan Woollvin. Once upon a time in a Viking village, everything seems to be going wrong. Chickens are disappearing, trees are falling down, and there's lots and lots of crashing and bashing. The silly Chieftain won't listen to the three littlest Vikings, but can they work together to figure out what's going on and save the day? Three Little Vikings is all about cooperation, bravery, and getting your voice heard!

Mark Simmons

23 Oct 2025 - 9 Oct 2026

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.

Susie Dent: Word Perfect

27 Aug 2025 - 23 Nov 2025

A brand-new tour of the joys of the English language with Britain’s best-loved wordsmith. Following her hit show The Secret Life of Words, Susie Dent is back with a brand-new collection of facts and stories from the wonderful world of words. Have you ever wondered whether there’s a word for going to the fridge for the umpteenth time in search of something new? Or puzzled over why a group of crows is called a ‘murder’, while owls form a ‘parliament’? Is teen slang actually designed to make us tear our hair out? And just how many words do we need for being drunk? With the help of funny, insightful, and head-scratching examples, Susie will entertain and educate us with her pick of language’s greatest hits. Word Perfect will remind us just how unpredictable, wayward, and utterly magical our mother tongue can be.

Lost Atoms

22 Sept 2025 - 25 Nov 2025

Lost Atoms tells the story of a relationship: an extraordinary, transformative love. Or is that only in hindsight? Perhaps it was just typical? Or toxic? Or doomed from the start? One thing’s for sure: It changed their lives. Two people plunge deep into their shared pasts and propel themselves into multiple imagined futures. At times hilarious, at times devastating, Lost Atoms explores how memory impacts the way we look at love, and asks what makes a truly “successful” relationship? Following sellout tours of Othello and Metamorphosis Frantic Assembly returns with a brand-new play for its 30th Anniversary year, written by Anna Jordan (Succession, Killing Eve, The Unreturning, Yen).

Josie Long: Now Is the Time of Monsters

21 Aug 2025 - 12 Dec 2025

A new show about extinct gigantic, charismatic, megafauna from 3-time Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominated Comedian, and very good comedian Josie Long. In these troubled times, in this wicked world, it can feel like apocalypse is everywhere but did you know 11,000 years ago there were some really big armadillos? I’m talking about as big as a car. Really big. And they were vegetarian so don’t even worry about them. Also my daughter has a hamster and I’m not saying distract yourself from everything, but I’m saying he’s also part of everything. Josie is back with a new show about discovery, wonder, extinction and how to walk through a landscape of monstrous disaster. There is also a good tip about silt, guaranteed.

Listen Very Carefully: The 'Allo 'Allo Podcast

12 Oct 2025 - 12 Oct 2025

Attenzion! You will listen very carefully. I shall say this only once. Following the success of their hit podcast, ‘Allo ‘Allo! stars Kim Hartman (Helga!), Guy Siner (Lieutenant Gruber!), and Richard Gibson (Herr Flick!) are now taking their secret operations into the open - appearing live in theatres across the land. There will be surveillance footage (also known as "classic clips"), classified revelations from behind the scenes, and an interrogation session (or as you may call it, an "audience Q&A"). Expect much hilarity, and - should you prove worthy - you may be permitted to come for a ride in Lieutenant Gruber's little tank. Disguises (or, as you say, "dressing up") are optional, but welcome. We will be watching. Do not disappoint Herr Flick!

Jimmy Anderson

12 Sept 2025 - 16 Oct 2025

With 188 Tests and 700+ wickets to his name, Jimmy remains one of cricket's most legendary figures - who's certainly aged like a fine wine. Join him as he reflects on the soaring highs: from facing international greats such as Ricky Ponting and Sachin Tendulkar and winning the Ashes four times, to the tough lows of crushing defeats and the shock of being dropped. Jimmy will detail the highlights of this time, his final resurgence under Brendon McCullum, and ending his career with his 700th wicket, all alongside his teammates and lifelong friends on the England team. Sharing the stage alongside Tailenders co-host and musician Felix White, the duo will also unpack some of their favourite cricketing moments in their usual alternative fashion. Together they'll bring sharp(ish) insights, humour and wit to untold stories, recounting their greatest (and most ridiculous) moments together. With the opportunity to ask your own questions, this is a night of cricket, camaraderie, and chaos you won't want to miss.

Uncanny - Fear of the Dark

20 Sept 2025 - 22 Mar 2026

Danny Robins and his team of experts are back with a brand-new show, with thrillingly new and terrifying real-life stories and witness accounts that will have you utterly gripped. This is not an ordinary podcast show. This is story-telling and paranormal investigation at its peak. Using a unique backdrop of sound, video projection and theatrical magic, Danny will bring to life accounts of hauntings, apparitions, poltergeists, UFOs and events that seem to defy logical explanation, examining them with the help of experts Ciarán O’Keeffe and Evelyn Hollow and input from you, the audience, as you get the chance to share your theories and your own experiences. As always, whether you are Team Sceptic, Team Believer or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome. So… do you have a fear of the dark? Or are you brave enough to try to solve these chilling, intriguing mysteries?

Hal Cruttenden

12 Sept 2025 - 11 Apr 2026

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian and actor renown for his fantastic observational humour and frequent appearances on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, and his very own radio show. Cruttenden began acting in television shows in 1983 but soon found his love for stand-up comedy - he was voted Best Newcomer in 2002 at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards and his career took off from there.

Geoff Norcott: Basic Bloke 2

20 Sept 2025 - 22 Mar 2026

Geoffrey Frank Norcott is an English comedian, writer and political commentator. He first performed in 2001 and has appeared on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Question Time, and written for The Daily Telegraph, The Independent and Spiked.

Eddie Izzard: The Remix

13 Sept 2025 - 5 Nov 2025

Ever wondered what became of Darth Vader and Mr Stevens or the monkey in the tree, did the pears ever ripen… and will God ever appear? It’s a glorious chance to ‘maybe’ find out the answers or discover more questions to those Izzard conundrums. It’s highly likely that no night will be exactly the same so as ever with Eddie, expect the unexpected. This show promises to be a beautiful, hilarious journey spanning a 35 year career of talking thought provoking, nonsense, who could resist?

Don Quixote

5 Mar 2026 - 17 Apr 2026

Carlos Acosta’s explosion of Spanish sunshine, spectacular dance and vivacious comedy. Birmingham Royal Ballet returns with the first revival of Director Carlos Acosta’s joyful production of Don Quixote, inspired by Miguel de Cervantes’ classic novel. Meet the famous knight himself, lovers Kitri and Basilio, and a host of supporting characters, all paired with spectacular dance and vivacious comedy. If you like Swan Lake and The Sleeping Beauty, you shouldn’t miss this stunning 19th century masterpiece, full of thrilling pas de deux and so much more! Treat yourself and all your family to some Spanish sunshine.

Modern Life: The LS Lowry Exhibition and Quentin Blake and Me

21 Aug 2025 - 31 Aug 2025

Visiting the Lowry Galleries this summer! To manage capacities and make your visit enjoyable, we are allocating time slots for both Modern Life : The LS Lowry Exhibition and Quentin Blake and Me and the LOWRY 360 exhibitions. One free ticket will allow access to Modern Life: The LS Lowry Exhibition and Quentin Blake and Me, and you should plan about one hour for this part of your visit. There will be lots of free activities around the venue so you can of course make a day of it! LOWRY 360 is a separate free ticket with 15 minute time slots. (Please remember to book separately for each of the timed sessions, as a ticket to one does not grant access to the other). All our exhibitions are free, and we greatly appreciate any donations. When you arrive at the Galleries Welcome Desk, our friendly staff will be there to guide you and answer any questions you might have. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

The Enormous Crocodile

22 Aug 2025 - 4 Jan 2026

The Enormous Crocodile is weaving his way back through the jungle in search of delicious little fingers and squidgy podgy knees... Only the other jungle creatures can foil his secret plans and clever tricks, but they’re going to have to find a large amount of courage to stop this greedy brute. This mischievous musical based on Roald Dahl’s snappy book has toe-tapping tunes by Ahmed Abdullahi Gallab, a rib-tickling book and lyrics by Suhayla El-Bushra, and additional music and lyrics by Tom Brady. Developed and directed by Emily Lim, it features a menagerie of puppets by co-director and puppetry designer Toby Olié, with set and costume design by Fly Davis and puppetry co-designed and supervised by Daisy Beattie. The Enormous Crocodile musical was developed by Emily Lim, Ahmed Abdullahi Gallab, Suhayla ElBushra, Tom Brady and Roald Dahl Story Company.

Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers

22 Aug 2025 - 1 May 2026

Namaste Motherfckers is the new show from Cally Beaton (QI, Live at the Apollo) - a quick-witted, unexpected and unapologetic insight into life in midlife. Combining Cally's comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention - taking her from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers. A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherfckers is a celebration of and for the female of the species. Invisible no more.

Foil, Arms and Hog

5 Mar 2026 - 29 Mar 2026

Sketch comedy at it’s best with Ireland’s funniest and rising stars. With over 4 million Youtube videos and the backing of Rowan Atkinson, the boys bring their critically acclaimed tour to Nottingham. Irish comedy, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, you racist. Foil Arms and Hog return to the UK for a tour of their most critically acclaimed show. With over 4 million hits on YouTube, five exclusives on american comedy website Funny or Die and an endorsement from Rowan Atkinson, they are one of Ireland’s finest comedy prospects.

Clinton Baptiste

24 Aug 2025 - 7 Jun 2026

Clinton Baptiste is the useless clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay's smash hit comedy Phoenix Nights. Fresh from another sell-out UK tour, he's back to deliver the best of his recent work, plus some new bits. Join Clinton for his stories, jokes plus demonstrations of his amazing ability - and as always he'll be in the audience to give you truthful (but startling) readings from the spirit world! Not for the faint hearted.

MC Grammar Live: Stop! It's Grammar Time!

7 Sept 2025 - 30 Nov 2025

Wowza! Multi award-winning rapping teacher, and World Book Day Ambassador, MC Grammar is Live and in the House! Grab your caps, shades and chains and get ready to rap, rhyme and dance along with National Teacher of the Year Award winner.

David Olusoga

29 Sept 2025 - 6 Feb 2026

David Olusoga: The State of the British Union, Why Black History Matters Following his recent four part BBC documentary, 'Union' David Olusoga, British-Nigerian historian, author, presenter and BAFTA winning film-maker, examines why black history matters, the causes of the ‘history wars’ and asks where they might lead us.

Justin Live - Justin Time to Rock

9 Nov 2025 - 15 Mar 2026

Justin Time To Rock is a fabulous show suitable for all the family. Justin and his friends are putting together a rock band. But with so many songs to choose from, they are going to need your help to choose the best songs to sing and dance to.

Black Power Desk

16 Oct 2025 - 18 Oct 2025

1970s London. The streets awash with a fever of political unrest, the rhythm of the sound system culture is birthing a new era of soulful lover's rock, fusing RnB and reggae, amidst the covert Black Power Desk operations of New Scotland Yard. As tensions rise, the community rallies together to stand against injustices and racial divide. Black Power Desk is a powerful reimagining and exploration of what it means to love and fight for freedom. In an often male-dominated world, two sisters, Celia and Dina - both rooted in self-empowerment and fiercely committed to their community, both loyal and motivated by love - are divided by grief and radical politics. A moving story of sisters who need to reconnect for the sake of their community. But will the fight for their community be worth the damage to their sisterhood? Inspired by the historic Mangrove Nine Trial and brought to life by an original score performed by a live three-piece band, Black Power Desk is a musical soundtrack charting a fiercely emotive and politically charged era of often overlooked British history for today's generation. At a time of the rise of British Black Panthers, the onset of the Immigration Act 1971, the emergence of Black business ownership and the hails of a generation living through the racial tensions of Great Britain.

Mischief Theatre: A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong

2 Nov 2025 - 8 Nov 2025

Kenny Wax and Stage Presence presents the Mischief Production The Cornley Amateur Drama Society are back with tidings of chaos and joy, ready to tackle the Charles Dickens' classic, A Christmas Carol. A new production of Christmas Carol Goes Wrong smashes into the Lowry prior to a strictly limited 8-week West End run. Don't miss this guaranteed Christmas catastrophe from Mischief, the multi award-winning company behind The Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Goes Wrong and The Comedy About a Bank Robbery. As the Cornley crew hilariously battle miscommunication, delays to their set, actors missing in action and a growing feud over who will play the lead, it's sure to be a disastrous take on the much-loved classic Christmas story of Ebeneezer Scrooge. Will Cornley finally change their ways, or will their misfortunes wreak havoc with hysterical consequences. Enjoy a festive slice of pure escapism at the worst production in Christmas past, present and yet to come! Don't be a Scrooge, book now.

An Audience with Coronation Street

14 Sept 2025 - 24 Sept 2025

For the first time ever, the legendary stars of the world's longest-running soap are stepping off the famous cobbles and onto the stage for an unforgettable evening! An Audience with Coronation Street is hitting the road, and it's shaping up to be the must-see event of the year! This is your exclusive chance to get up close and personal with your favourite Corrie stars as they spill behind-the-scenes secrets, share hilarious stories, and relive heart-warming moments from the iconic ITV show. Hosted by This Morning's resident soap expert Sharon Marshall, this spectacular show will be packed with laughter, nostalgia, and more than a few jaw-dropping surprises! In the first half, the audience will be treated to an intimate and lively interview session with some of Corrie's most beloved cast members. Ever wondered what goes on between takes? Curious about those off-screen friendships and real-life dramas? This is your chance to hear all the gossip straight from the source. You'll also get to know the actors behind the characters like never before, their journeys, their funniest on-set moments, and the real-life bonds that make Weatherfield feel like home. Just when you think the night couldn't get any better, the second act brings a showstopping twist! A very special guest; a bona fide Coronation Street legend will take to the stage. But who will it be? We're keeping it a cliffhanger, Corrie-style! Each event will feature five Coronation Street stars live on stage, including a surprise Corrie legend. The line-up will vary at each venue, with fan-favourite cast members including Andrew Whyment (Kirk Sutherland), Jack P Shepherd (David Platt), Samia Longchambon (Maria Connor), and Simon Gregson (Steve McDonald), with more names to be announced soon. Whether you've been watching since 1960 or you've just discovered the magic of Weatherfield, An Audience with Coronation Street promises an evening of laughter, nostalgia, and stories you won't hear anywhere else. Don't miss your chance to be part of this extraordinary event!

Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death Tour

21 Aug 2025 - 23 Jan 2026

One of the UK’s most in-demand comedians, Sonubi is a powerhouse on stage, delivering unstoppable energy, razor-sharp wit, and stories that hit hard as he can and still land even harder.

Let The Right One In

18 Nov 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

Trafalgar Theatre Productions presents the Royal Exchange Theatre Production The international sensation Let The Right One In returns to the stage, directed by Bryony Shanahan. Adapted for the stage by acclaimed playwright Jack Thorne (Adolescence, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, His Dark Materials) and based on the Swedish novel and film by Jon Ajvide Lindqvist, this vampire classic is a compelling and unnerving story that will leave your leave your pulse pounding and heart racing. Tormented at school and lonely at home, Oskar has only his imagination to keep him company. That's until Eli moves in next door. Mysterious and unsettling, Eli is unlike anyone Oskar has ever met before. However, an unlikely friendship sparks between them - one that is as deep as it is strange. But when gruesome murders are discovered across the town, Oksar slowly unravels the truth about Eli and their strange bond is stretched to breaking point. Content warning: This production contains haze, sudden bright lights, strobe lighting, darkness, loud noises. It also contains strong language and mature themes, including depictions of blood, violence, death/dead bodies, bullying and alcoholism. Gender identity is also explored.

Dear England

4 Nov 2025 - 7 Mar 2026

It’s time to change the game. The country that gave the world football has since delivered a painful pattern of loss. The England men’s team has the worst track record for penalties in the world, and manager Gareth Southgate knows he needs to open his mind and face up to the years of hurt to take team and country back to the promised land. From multi award-winning writer James Graham (Sherwood, BBC) and director Rupert Goold (Patriots, Cold War), this five-star ‘new stage epic’ (Telegraph) tells the uplifting, at times heartbreaking, and ultimately inspiring story of Gareth Southgate’s revolutionary tenure as England manager, in a 'gripping' (The Times) examination of nation and game. A co-production with JAS Theatricals. Casting to be announced.

MC Grammar Live - Books, Beatz and Barz

21 Sept 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

MC Grammar - Books, Beats and Barz Multi-award winning rapping teacher and World Book Day ambassador MC Grammar is BACK! Get ready for book bangers, epic rhymes and non-stop vibes! It's the ultimate family party - so grab your caps, shades and chains and get ready to read, rap and rock the stage. Don't miss this lyrical learning adventure. You've had a look, now it's time to BOOK!

Matt Chorley

8 Nov 2025 - 10 Nov 2025

For two decades Matt Chorley has feasted on politics, stalking the corridors, pubs and restaurants of Westminster. Now the award-winning writer, podcaster, comedian and BBC Radio 5 Live presenter has all the ingredients to cook up an hilarious new show looking at parliament's feuding food factions and how politicians really are what they eat. Warning: Politics may contain nuts.

Garth Marenghi - This Bursted Earth Book Tour

28 Oct 2025 - 3 May 2026

Horror author Nick Steen is having visions… A sinister Black Steeple; eerie lights in the sky that look like a Catherine wheel but are not remotely a Catherine wheel… Plus a giant skeleton with a moustache. Are they omens? Auguries? Portenderings of things to come? (Spoiler – yes, they are). For Nick Steen’s imagination is bursting out of his brain and threatening to burst in turn the entirety of Stalkford. Can Nick stop the aforesaid bursting? Or have things already slightly burst regardless? And will there ultimately be a grand finale to this three-book series (aka a trilogy) or a more open-ended conclusion in order to leave potential room for further sequels? (That, btw, will ultimately be Garth’s decision.) From the fevered imaginata of Horror Fiction’s Grand Frightener Garth Marenghi, author of Sunday Times Bestselling Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome and Garth Marenghi’s Incarcerat, come three freshly rancid tales of… …This Bursted Earth…

This Flight Tonight - The Songs Of Joni Mitchell

31 Aug 2025 - 11 May 2026

Joni Mitchell is one of the most influential artists of the modern age, rising to stardom in the late 1960's, Her music and songwriting is the jewel in the crown of the Woodstock generation. Bursting onto the scene with a sound entirely her own, Joni earned the respect of her musical peers and the love of her audiences Worldwide. Joni would go on to mine the depths of her emotive landscape and push the boundaries of songcraft and artistry for over five decades. Mitchell's albums and songs are widely recognised as masterpieces, standards that would become the soundtrack to the lives of countless fans throughout the world and continue to draw and inspire new generations of fans. Zervas & Pepper are Welsh Singer/Songwriters Paul Zervas and Kathryn Pepper, who have been creating and performing original music for over a decade professionally. The duo and their recording/touring band enjoy cult success on the UK and European Folk/Americana scene and have released five critically-acclaimed studio albums and undertaken countless live headline and support tours, receiving strong national and international network radio support throughout their career and their original music garnering praise and accolades from the likes of CSN&Y legend David Crosby, BBC DJ's Mark Radcliffe, Bob Harris, Lauren Laverne and Don Letts. 'This Flight Tonight' is a celebration of Joni Mitchell's music that the duo have had in the making for many years, and now 2023 will see them finally take this show on the road for the first time. The carefully-crafted set list will feature songs from Joni's million-selling albums such as Clouds, Ladies of the Canyon, For The Roses, Court and Spark, featuring many cuts from her 1972 landmark release 'Blue'. We are musical purist's Kathryn Pepper explains If we're going to present Joni's music for a live show then we are going to aim to recreate the performances almost exactly as they were intended, as songwriters and performers ourselves we know that every single note, inflection, momentary pause was placed there by the artist with intent.. We hold Joni Mitchell's music in the utmost regard and so we aim to capture its inner spirit and channel its majesty into each live performance

Bill Bailey

22 Aug 2025 - 28 Sept 2025

A magical, musical mystery tour of the human mind, along with some other pressing matters about whales, biophilia and unrequited love. Amplified With Music.

Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive

12 Sept 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

Gearing up for his greatest tour yet later this year, join your all-time favourite comedian Nick Helm as he glides through an hour of new stuff and changes the very fabric of your being. He. Is. Your. New. God.

Tom Rosenthal

1 Feb 2026 - 13 May 2026

Arctic Monkeys' album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', hit the shelves in January 2006. Tracks like 'I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor' and 'When the Sun Goes Down' became anthems, showcasing Alex Turner's sharp lyrics and observational storytelling. Tom Rosenthal's show, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am', tours the UK and Ireland. Jokes like 'Wimbledon', 'Daniel Radcliffe' and 'Some Weather We're Having' have the potential to become classics, showcasing Rosenthal's sharp nose and observational squawking. Star of 'Friday Night Dinner' (C4) and 'Plebs' (ITV), this is Tom’s much awaited return to stand-up following his critically-acclaimed 2019 show, 'Manhood'.

Inspector Morse: House of Ghosts

16 Sept 2025 - 11 Apr 2026

A chilling mystery unfolds when a young actress suddenly dies on stage during a performance, and Detective Chief Inspector Morse embarks on a gripping investigation. What begins as a suspicious death inquiry takes a darker turn when the legendary inspector, together with DS Lewis, uncovers a connection to sinister events in his own past, twenty-five years earlier. Inspector Morse: House of Ghosts marks the first-ever stage adaptation of the iconic detective. ITV's long-running Inspector Morse, hailed by Radio Times as 'The greatest British crime series of all time', has inspired equally beloved spin-offs, Lewis and Endeavour. Starring Tom Chambers (Father Brown, Strictly Come Dancing) as Inspector Morse, this original story written for the stage is a must-see for fans of compelling detective stories and thrilling mysteries.

John Crace: What The Hell Just Happened?

15 Nov 2025 - 12 Feb 2026

The last 10 years of British politics has been one long psychodrama. The Scottish referendum. David Cameron's surprise election win. Brexit. Theresa May. Boris Johnson. Liz Truss. Rishi Sunak. Each prime minister worse than the last. Covid. Partygate. The UK's politicians had rarely looked so clueless. Even with the new Labour government we are still rushing through several news cycles each day. John Crace, the Guardian's much loved political sketchwriter, has had a ringside seat at all the main events. Join him for an evening of high comedy as he tries to make sense of it all. Find out what the Queen's last words to Liz Truss really were. This might just be the best therapy session you've ever had.

Jimmy Cricket's Big Birthday Gala Show

1 Nov 2025 - 1 Nov 2025

Everyone's favourite Irish comedian,  Jimmy Cricket,  celebrates his 80th birthday with a star studded gala show all in aid of Francis House Children's Hospice. Jimmy's amazing career in comedy includes his own TV and radio series, Royal Command performances and even a Papal Knighthood, awarded for his services to charity. And joining him on stage to celebrate this huge milestone birthday are stars of stage and screen: Roy Walker (Catchphrase, The Comedians) Sid Little (The Little and Large Show, Shooting Stars) Steve Royle (Britain's Got Talent, Phoenix Nights) Barbara Nice (Coronation Street, Britain's Got Talent) Adrian Walsh (Today with Des and Mel) Tim Vine (Not Going Out, Live at the Apollo) and Katie Mulgrew (Coronation Street, Lovefix, The Dog Ate My Homework) Join us for a laugh packed night all in aid of a fantastic local charity.

Dead Ringers

18 Sept 2025 - 22 Oct 2025

To mark its 25th anniversary, BBC Radio 4’s legendary, multi-award-winning topical satire show takes to the road with a full UK tour for the first time. Starring long-standing cast members Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Lewis MacLeod, and Duncan Wisbey the show will take you on a trip through a quarter century of classic sketches & unrivalled impressions, alongside the razor-sharp topical humour which has become the series’ trademark.

Ray Bradshaw: CODA

21 Feb 2026 - 30 Apr 2026

1 in 6 adults in the UK will lose their hearing in their lifetime; two of those are Ray Bradshaw’s parents. The multi award winning comedian is back on tour with a brand-new show all about growing up as a CODA; A Child of Deaf Adults. His upbringing was nothing like the Oscar winning film and he’s here to tell you why. CODA is a funny, heartwarming show all about the brilliant things that happen when you grow up in a house where sign language is the first language used; whether it’s watching his dad shut his eyes to win any argument or beating his in-laws easily when they suggested playing charades against a deaf family on Christmas Day. Ray’s previous shows Deaf Com One and Doppelginger were huge successes and sold-out theatres across the world. As this show is all about growing up with deaf parents every show of CODA will have a BSL interpreter. Ray has previously supported John Bishop on his UK arena tour after John described him as ‘one of the best comedians in the country’.

The Remarkable Ben Hart

21 Aug 2025 - 19 Apr 2026

A Brand-New Mind-Bending Theatrical Experience Prepare to have your reality rewritten… Following sold-out shows around the world, Ben Hart returns with a brand-new show—his most astonishing and impossible yet. An entirely unique voice in magic, Ben Hart brings together enthralling storytelling, sharp wit and indisputable charm, to create magic shows that are unforgettable, funny, dark and profoundly baffling. This time, it’s not just magic—it’s real. In The Remarkable Ben Hart, witness a world-class master of illusion as he reads your mind, manipulates the fabric of existence, and bends logic to his will. With nothing but his hands, a few simple objects, and his newly discovered uncanny mental abilities, Ben will peer into your thoughts, control chance, and make the impossible happen before your eyes. Witness his original impossibilities live onstage – with no camera tricks and nowhere to hide.  Is it magic? Is it psychology? Or has Ben Hart uncovered something far more  remarkable?

Peppa Pig's Big Family Show

21 Oct 2025 - 8 Aug 2026

Peppa Pig and friends are back in their brand new live stage show! With a new arrival on the way the whole family are busy getting ready. With building and decorating work to be done it’s an oinktastic makeover and Peppa Pig, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig and George all need your help to get everything ready before the big day. There’s so much to do – will they get it all finished in time? Peppa Pig’s Big Family Show is packed full of music, adventure and surprises for little ones, and is set to delight audiences across the UK.

Tom Lucy: Golden Boy

20 Nov 2025 - 30 Apr 2026

Award winning comedian Tom Lucy is embarking on his biggest solo tour with his brand new show ‘Golden Boy'. Tom is one of the most exciting young comedians in the UK. He is the host of smash hit podcast ‘Private Parts' and has appeared on many TV shows such as ‘Roast Battle', 'Stand Up For Live Comedy', ‘Dating No Filter', ‘The Lateish Show' and ‘Stand Up Central'. As Tom approaches the end of his 20s, he reflects on the previous decade in all its exciting and wild glory and expresses his anxieties for life moving forward. Tom has toured the world opening in arenas for Jack Whitehall and as a writer he has worked on shows such as the ‘BRIT Awards'.

Michelle de Swarte: The Afters

19 Sept 2025 - 30 May 2026

Michelle de Swarte is back with her entourage of trademark razor-sharp wit and no-holds-barred storytelling. After the main event's highs and lows, Michelle wonders what to do after the party. She's heading to the afters for some brutally honest oversharing about life before social media, trying to scrape the barrel of youth, how to know when too much filler is too much, breaking down the cost difference of "party powder" to powdered greens, whether tarot card readers replace actual therapy and when is a good time to pregame perimenopause. Michelle is here to share all the fu@k ups, so you don't have to.

Jethro Tull

19 Apr 2026 - 16 May 2026

Jethro Tull were founded in 1968 and later that year released the blues-oriented album ’This Was’, the following year they released ‘Stand Up’, a more home-grown and eclectic album which saw the start of the bands unique journey to become globally renowned for their experimental sound that pushed musical boundaries.

In The Night Garden Live

21 Aug 2025 - 21 Sept 2025

In the Night Garden Live is an amazing musical theatre experience for all the family. Children’s favourite CBeebies’ stars -- Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy, Makka Pakka and friends -- are all brought to life on stage with beautiful costumes, magical puppets, enchanting music, and breathtaking projections that make it feel like you're actually in the Night Garden.

John Cleese on Fawlty Towers Live

4 Nov 2025 - 16 Nov 2025

"Ah, happiness, yes, I remember that." And for over 50 years, Fawlty Towers has delivered just that - to millions. Now, to mark the sitcom's golden anniversary and the release of his new book Fawlty Towers: A 50th Anniversary Celebration, John Cleese will return to the scene of the crime: Britain's most chaotic hotel. John will revisit 25 of the show's most iconic moments to serve up tales fresher than a Waldorf salad. From duck surprise, the mini that wouldn't start, and the surprise in the cheese biscuits - John will reveal what really went on behind the mayhem. You will hear stories never told before, and the inner workings of one of the most carefully constructed comedies ever made (yes, those scripts really were double the length). With reflections on casting, timing, and the beautiful chaos of production, John will offer a sharp and hilarious window into how Fawlty Towers came to life. Guided by a guest host and laced with audience interaction and questions, this is a celebration of the show's enduring brilliance - and of the madness, precision and occasional Moose that helped make it happen. Whether you "asked for a room with a view" or just "care for a rat", don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime event. We've been waiting for it for about as long as Hadrian.

Glenn Moore: Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore?

21 Aug 2025 - 18 Feb 2026

Edinburgh Comedy Award "Best Show" nominee Glenn Moore is one of the best joke writers of his generation and is back on tour.

Rosie Jones: I Can't Tell What She's Saying

Comedy

Stand-up

Rosie Jones: I Can't Tell What She's Saying

12 Sept 2025 - 3 Dec 2025

Join self-professed prick and star of Taskmaster Rosie Jones as she heads back out on the road with her brand-new stand-up show. She’s talking about the big stuff: being single, the pressures of representing huge sections of the population, and gravy. Oh, and boobs. The BAFTA-nominated powerhouse returns with her loveable blend of cheek and charm following a nomination for Most Outstanding Show at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023. As seen on nearly everything, including Taskmaster, Live at the Apollo, The Jonathan Ross Show, The Royal Variety Performance, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back, Mock the Week, and soon to be on her very own upcoming sitcom.

Chisato Minamimura: Mark of a Woman

4 Oct 2025 - 4 Oct 2025

Mark of A Woman is a performance project by Chisato Minamimura, celebrating and exploring personal histories and authentic accounts of the undertold relationships between women and tattooing cultures. Using Visual Vernacular (the choreographed and poetic form of sign language), digital animation, kinetic projection and Woojer™ technology, it offers an accessible new exploration into women's social, cultural and historical relationships to body marking. Minamimura is a Deaf performance artist, choreographer and BSL art guide. Born in Japan, and now based in London, she has created, performed and taught internationally. Minamimura approaches choreography and performance making from her unique perspective as a Deaf artist, experimenting with and exploring the visualisation of sound and music. By using dance and technology, Minamimura aims to share her experiences of sensory perception and human encounters.

Nuua Circus: Meanwhile

5 Sept 2025 - 5 Sept 2025

Meanwhile is a world that mirrors today's culture and makes merry with all the pointless ways people can spend their time. It is a mix of riveting and dramatic atmospheres that combine with minimalistic comedy through juggling, object manipulation, and visual theatre. The surrealistic and whimsical Meanwhile examines our experiences with the passage of time and how it's used. The modern world's absurd priorities gain new dimensions as the work praises things societally considered pointless. Two jugglers test the spectator's understanding and how our values might change simply by doing something we feel is unnecessary.

Art For Rainy Days: How A Spiral Works

21 Sept 2025 - 21 Sept 2025

Have you lost the time to care for yourself? In this performance, the artists fight for time to care for themselves, care for each other, even under extreme circumstances. How hard is it to care under tension? In the middle of a whirlwind? At great heights? While feeling pain? Renowned British circus director Jason Dupree, acclaimed choreographer Alise Bokaldere (LV) and the phenomenal aerialist Izabele Kuzelyte (LT) join forces creating a unique, hypnotic, and powerful contemporary circus performance, blending contemporary dance, hair hanging, aerial rope and reinvented Baltic folk music. One dancer, one aerialist, and one rope tethered together in their R-evolving relationship.

Stuntman

27 Sept 2025 - 27 Sept 2025

He says they made my hands into bombs. I'm waiting for him to say ‘you don't have to do this, it's ok. You don't have to do this.' Instead he says, ‘Jump on the spot. You're shaking. We can't let them see that you're shaking.'' Stuntman is a new performance for anyone who has ever enjoyed a violent action movie (but felt a bit weird about it). It is an intensely physical, funny, and tender duet by two men who wrestle with their relationship to violence - both onscreen and off. Fusing the Pow! Biff! and Wallop! of over-the-top stunt fights with personal stories of real encounters with violence from the performers' lives, Stuntman explores the relationship between violence and masculinity, and the impact this has on our perceptions of men. A fun and heartfelt show which is silly but caring and asks important questions about violence in action movies and violence in real life, how young men relate to it, and how it makes them feel.

Ella Tighe : Disco Queen

24 Sept 2025 - 24 Sept 2025

Step into the high-speed, full-throttle world of competitive disco freestyle with Disco Queen! Inspired by competitive disco freestyle, a form of dance born out of the iconic 1970s film Saturday Night Fever, this captivating show brings to life the fierce determination, jaw-dropping athleticism, and glittering spectacle of freestyle dance, practised by more that 46,000 young dancers in village halls and studios up and down the country. Join Ella on a journey of high leg kicks, splits, spins, and gravity defying moves as she revisits her days in a hidden world where fake tan, rhinestones, and raw ambition rule. From smoky community halls to the high-stakes competition circuit, Disco Queen unpacks the highs and lows of striving for perfection in a community of strong young women navigating the realities of working-class Britain—all in the hope of becoming a champion, a legend, an icon. a Disco Queen. Expect pulsing disco beats, enduring heats, high-energy choreography, and a story that celebrates resilience, community, and the relentless pursuit of passion. It's a celebration of confidence, courage, and the spirit of competition—a chance to cheer on the underdog and discover the grit behind the glitter. Are you ready to step into the world of Disco Queen?

Not Truly Dead

25 Oct 2025 - 25 Oct 2025

Ghost stories by M R James Performed by R M Lloyd Parry "His eyes were very deep-sunk. And over them, from the brows to the cheek-bone, hung cobwebs. Thick, grey cobwebs." Three tales of the restless dead, by the master of the English ghost story. In Rats a reading holiday in a quiet coastal inn is thrown into confusion by a horribly thin Something, in a neighbouring room. In An Evening's Entertainment a blackberry thicket on a country lane conceals the site of a blasphemous and bloody rite. And in The Tractate Middoth the bookstacks of a University Library are host to an unnaturally strong smell of dust. There are no safe spaces in the world of M R James.

curious directive: Black Sheep

21 Oct 2025 - 21 Oct 2025

It's Easter weekend on the Carter family's farm. In the fields, the soil is dying. In the shed, lambing season is in full swing. In the village church, a secret love is blooming. In the front seats of a rusty transit van, a brutal revenge is plotted. And around the kitchen table, the extended Carter family struggle to face the future. Black Sheep is a contemporary psalm about rural life, a razor-sharp account of the dilemmas facing generations of farming families.

Reckless Sleepers: Binary Opposition

7 Oct 2025 - 8 Oct 2025

On stage there is a large construction that resembles two rooms with identical walls and floors. A dividing wall, with the same configuration of doors and windows. For Binary Opposition We will play with entrances and exits, mistaken identities, extend the order of events from the drinking scene in Schrödinger, the mathematical logics of contacts from Negative Space. Spilling from one room into the other. In one side it might snow, in the other it might rain. In one room with our backs to the audience, the other facing front. . Simple ideas of taking scenarios from our existing work, smashing through from Negative Space into another scene from Schrödinger. There are a myriad of different scenarios that we can play with, and a bank of over 20 years of playing and presenting those ideas.

Mufutau Yusuf: Impasse

10 Oct 2025 - 10 Oct 2025

Impasse is a compelling exploration of ethnicity, identity, and the experience of the Black diaspora. Mufutau Yusuf's Impasse is an attempt to understand the politics of the Black body in a contemporary western society, interrogating notions of representation, misrepresentation, and the lack of representation. Impasse is a powerful, driving, high-speed performance with a set and props that reference African immigration, and confronting the biased narratives etched onto Black bodies throughout history. These narratives, steeped in cultural imperialism, violence, exploitation, marginalisation, and powerlessness, are laid bare with raw physicality and emotional intensity. By challenging the historical racial projections of blackness - its crudeness, threat, sexuality, rage and immorality - the performance unveils its power, grace, sensuality, tenderness, intelligence and love. Impasse goes beyond mere exploration and invites a reshaping of our sense of self and community. It reclaims our humanity and celebrates the autonomy and self-determination of Black bodies. Please note: Contains loud music, strobe lighting, nudity.

Liam Francis: Alchemy

30 Sept 2025 - 30 Sept 2025

Choreographed by Liam Francis Liam Francis Dance Company debuts with Alchemy: a deeply personal double bill exploring identity, community, and transformation. In the solo 'Lyre Liar', the former Rambert dancer and Dance Europe ‘Dancer of the Year' nominee, Liam Francis traverses his journey through dance; with excerpts from pieces by Merce Cunningham, Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui and Kate Prince. With vulnerability and wit, he unpacks the complexities of shifting identities, the toll it takes, and the questions it leaves behind. The dynamic and intimate trio A Body of Rumours, is a celebration of music, movement, and brotherhood. Three young Black men—linked by rhythm, trust, and shared histories—move through a choreography that draws from ballet, hip hop, and contemporary forms. Set to live electronic music by Chloe Mason, A Body of Rumours traces a journey from the tensions of isolation, competition and comparison, to the joy of connection and the beauty of bodies moving in harmony.

Sung Im Her's 1 Degree Celsius

4 Nov 2025 - 4 Nov 2025

Through her signature electrifying movement style, pulsating music and dynamic light design, Sung Im Her | Her Project's exhilarating new production 1 Degree Celsius invites us to consider the question: How can art spark action in the face of the climate crisis? Featuring seven dancers, 1 Degree Celsius (research title: The Breath Factory) looks at the topic of climate change and the effects it is having on the environment. As with all Her's work, music and light form an essential and innovative character in the production. A new musical score has been created using data collected from rising atmospheric temperatures, and the lighting design is co-ordinated to the rising temperature of the earth. At the beginning of the creation process, Her considered the question: Is the way we live our daily lives truly sustainable, and what are the consequences of our choices? Modern life prioritizes efficiency—producing more, consuming more, earning more, and spending more. While urban living offers comfort and convenience, it also leaves behind an unsettling legacy for future generations. How can we change? What can we do? These small, seemingly powerless questions often vanish into the void, unheard. Whilst the title 1 Degree Celsius may seem insignificant, even the slightest shift in temperature poses a grave threat to all living things on Earth. In this production, Her asks us to consider how no action is too small—every gesture matters in shaping the future we wish to create.

Ontroerend Goed - Handle With Care

5 Nov 2025 - 5 Nov 2025

Handle with Care is theatre stripped down to its essence. No actors, no technicians. Just a box. And you. A box is mailed to the theatre. The instructions are clear: Invite a group of people, on a specific night, at a specific time. Let the audience take their seats. Place the box at the centre of the stage. The audience is waiting. And then an audience member stands up and opens the box. The show has started. In Handle with Care, Ontroerend Goed puts you in control. We provide the structure; you shape the experience. Choose your role—take the lead or observe as others make choices that steer the performance in unexpected directions. Together, you create something special: a shared experience filled with reflections on time, transience, and togetherness. And don't worry—there are no wrong choices in Handle with Care. You've got this. For one hour, you'll live something unique, fleeting, and unrepeatable. Here. Now. Together. No one is watching. What is yours, stays yours. Take good care of it. And send us a postcard. Age Guidance: 14+

Vermin

22 Nov 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

Their first kiss took place at the scene of a stranger's suicide attempt - Billy and Rachel's romance was never destined to be ordinary. A fast-burning love sees them marry, nest, and prepare for the future. But something is scratching beneath the floorboards. As their dream home is invaded by rats, the world they've built begins to disintegrate - exposing the rotten foundations beneath. As their relationship falters and their behaviours grow ever stranger, the fragile line between love and madness is crossed, and the couple embark on a blood-drenched descent through grief, obsession, and compulsion. Vermin is a pitch-black psychodramedy about what we bury, what claws its way back, and what remains when we're picked clean to the bone. As the British Theatre Guide writes, "It taps into a deeply rooted fear, not only of that which creeps, crawls and scuttles beneath the floor and within the walls, but of that which festers and broods in those closest to us." Age guidance / warnings: 16+ (guideline) / Suicide, Stillbirth, Animal Abuse & Strong Language

Two Mr P's in a Podcast Live

18 Oct 2025 - 22 May 2026

Mr P has been a primary school teacher for over twelve years. He still works part-time in school and leads training in schools all over the UK and beyond. From sharing ideas and funny insights into life in the classroom, he has now become one of the most followed teachers on social media in the UK. Three years ago, alongside his younger brother (who also works in a school) he started the award-winning podcast Two Mr Ps in a Podcast. In a year, it has been the number one education podcast and amassed over three million listens. Sharing funny stories from the front line of teaching, this live show will see the Two Mr Ps reminiscing on their own school days and looking at the wonderful and hilarious world of education. Anyone who went to school will enjoy and relate to this brilliant new show.

Bluey's Big Play

25 Oct 2025 - 16 Aug 2026

Back by popular demand – Bluey, Bingo, Bandit and Chilli are returning to Southampton in the Olivier award-nominated live stage show, Bluey’s Big Play. Featuring brilliantly created puppets, this theatrical adaptation of the Emmy® award-winning children’s television series is packed with music, laughter, and fun for the whole family. When Dad feels like a little bit of afternoon time out, Bluey and Bingo have other plans! Join them as they pull out all of the games and cleverness at their disposal to get Dad off that bean bag. With an original story by Bluey creator Joe Brumm, and new music by Bluey composer, Joff Bush. This is Bluey, For Real Life. Bluey’s Big Play is produced by Andrew Kay and Cuffe & Taylor with Windmill Theatre Co for BBC Studios.

Derren Brown: Only Human

2 Sept 2025 - 11 Jul 2026

Prepare to be astonished! The multi award-winning master of mind control and psychological illusion, Derren Brown, returns with his brand new live show, Only Human. The content of Only Human is still under wraps, but we can guarantee you a mind-blowing experience that’ll take your breath away! Tickets for Derren’s shows always sell out fast, so don’t miss out.

Hannah East: Express Yourself

15 Feb 2026 - 11 Apr 2026

HANNAH EAST’S brand-new show is a hilarious deep dive into the highs and lows of parenting. With millions of views across her viral comedy reels, she brilliantly captures the chaos, joy, and absurdity of mum life. From pregnancy and labour to breastfeeding, postpartum struggles, and everyday parenting challenges, her sketches hit home with honesty and humour. Audiences love her for saying what mums are really thinking—but rarely say out loud. With her warm-hearted tone, relatable mum impressions, and fearless wit, Express Yourself is a must-watch. Expect brand-new skits, more wigs, celebrity send-ups, and laugh-out-loud moments every parent will relate to.

Opera North: La bohème

12 Nov 2025 - 15 Nov 2025

It's love at first sight when struggling young poet Rodolfo falls for the seamstress Mimì. But with no money, is love alone enough to keep them warm through a bitter Paris winter? Composer: Giacomo Puccini Sung in Italian with English subtitles Running time: Approximately 2 hours 15 minutes Phyllida Lloyd's acclaimed production of La bohème gives full expression to the joy, wit and frivolity of student life in 1960s Paris, but also faces squarely the devastation that death brings to a group of young friends. La bohème remains one of the most popular operas, and with good reason. Puccini weaves a web of glorious melody throughout, and his music speaks directly to the heart of anyone who has ever been young and loved and lost. ‘Lloyd's Bohème remains unmatched' The Guardian ‘It still sparkles, it really does. unleashed torrents of powerful emotion.' Bachtrack Cast & Creatives: Mimi: Isabela Diaz Mimi: Olivia Boen Rodolfo: Anthony Ciaramitaro Rodolfo: Joshua Blue Musetta: Elin Pritchard Musetta: Katie Bird Marcello: Grisha Martirosyan Josef: Jeongmeen Ahn Schaunard: Seán Boylan Conductor: Garry Walker Conductor: Catriona Beveridge Director: Phyllida Lloyd Revival Director: James Hurley Set & Costumes Designer: Anthony Ward Lighting Designer: Rick Fisher

CBeebies House Party Live

28 Aug 2025 - 31 Aug 2025

You're all invited to the CBeebies House Party Live A family fun-packed stage show with sensational songs, stupendous surprises and mega moments. Join the superstars of CBeebies - Justin Fletcher, Duggee, Evie Pickerill, Rhys Stephenson and Mr Maker - as they throw an epic party just for you! Get ready to rave with dancing, singing, streamers, giant jellies and bubbles galore... and of course, a CBeebies Bedtime Story.

Opera North Pre-Show Talk: Susanna

14 Nov 2025 - 14 Nov 2025

Pre-show talk for "Susanna". Pre-show talks are free but ticketed - please book a ticket to avoid disappointment.

Opera North: Susanna

14 Nov 2025 - 14 Nov 2025

An exciting new collaboration between Opera North and Phoenix Dance Theatre based on one of the most operatic of Handel's English oratorios. Composer: George Frideric Handel Handel's touch is light, but this is a story with a dark heart and strong contemporary resonance: Susanna is the victim of two powerful, predatory men out to destroy her reputation; yet her strength and steadfastness win out in the end. Choreographed by Phoenix Dance Theatre's Artistic Director, Marcus Jarrell Willis, in collaboration with Director Olivia Fuchs, dance and opera combine in a reimagining of the Susanna and the Elders biblical story, from which emerges a biting parable for our times.

Opera North: The Big Opera Mystery

15 Nov 2025 - 15 Nov 2025

An expert thief is on the loose, and only you can catch them! Bring your thinking-caps, your magnifying glasses and all your crime-solving skills: this is a mystery like no other, where the suspects are some of the greatest opera characters of all time - and the detective is YOU! Featuring live music from the Orchestra of Opera North, this is the perfect first encounter with opera for the whole family. Cast & Creatives: Director: Jonathan Ainscough Designer: Bek Palmer

Opera North: The Marriage of Figaro

12 Mar 2026 - 14 Mar 2026

It's supposed to be the happiest day of Figaro's life, but he's in trouble - not least because his boss is making moves on Susannah, his bride-to-be. Can this quick-witted couple outsmart their master? Composer: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Sung in Italian with English subtitles The Marriage of Figaro is the quintessential country house comedy. Mozart's sublime music fizzes with comedic high spirits and plumbs the depths of emotion, expressing the joy and pain of love and the agony and ecstasy of desire. This new production marks the Opera North debut of American director Louisa Muller, with designs by Madeleine Boyd, whose previous work for the Company include A Little Night Music and La traviata.

Opera North: Peter Grimes

13 Mar 2026 - 13 Mar 2026

Winner of the South Bank Show Opera Award, Phyllida Lloyd's searing production is an unmissable classic. Composer: Benjamin Britten Sung in English with English subtitles Running time: Approximately 3 hours Age 15+, contains adult themes including child abuse and bullying Although rooted in a small fishing community on the east coast of England, the conflict at the heart of Britten's astounding, sea-swept opera is universal. Fisherman Peter Grimes is an outsider, torn between the dream of a conventional life with Ellen Orford, a local schoolteacher, and the truth of his own nature - at times visionary, at others violent. For the rest of the community, he is a channel for their worst fears and their deepest desires. ‘It is generally accepted that Peter Grimes is the greatest of British operas. On occasions like this, you find yourself wondering if it may be the greatest opera, period' The Guardian ‘I could watch this deeply moving staging every year' The Times Cast & Creatives: Peter Grimes: John Findon Ellen Orford: Philippa Boyle Captain Balstrode: Simon Bailey Auntie: Hilary Summers Bob Boles: Stuart Jackson Conductor: Garry Walker Director: Phyllida Lloyd Revival Director: Karolina Sofulak Set & Costume Designer: Anthony Ward Lighting Designer: Paule Constable Movement Director: Tim Claydon

Nigel Planer - Young Once Live

5 Oct 2025 - 6 Oct 2025

Nigel Planer, beloved as Neil the hippy from The Young Ones and a founding figure of the 80s alternative comedy scene, brings his memoir Young Once to life in a warm, sharply funny live show of storytelling. From the wild early days at The Comedy Store to the chaotic brilliance of The Comic Strip Presents, Filthy Rich & Catflap and beyond - to West End musicals and hit pop records - Nigel will share a trove of outrageous tales of the backstage chaos that shaped a generation of comedy: from 20-foot-éclair-related injuries to gatecrashing raves with Robin Williams, Top of the Pops and Band Aid, to auditioning for a stony-faced Robert De Niro. Alongside the laughs, he will reflect on the bittersweet moments behind the scenes - the friendships, fame and rivalries, and the winding path of a creative life. Woven throughout the show is a moving, often mischievous account of the long, on-off-on-again love story between Nigel and his wife Roberta, and a life lived somewhere between the footlights and the fallout. Full of dry wit, theatrical flair and a knack for finding humour in both disaster and triumph, don’t miss the once-young Nigel as he offers a wildly entertaining and gloriously sideways glimpse into his quietly remarkable career, in a show that is part performance, part confession and all heart.

Matthew Bourne's Production of The Red Shoes

25 Nov 2025 - 18 Apr 2026

Matthew Bourne’s production of The Red Shoes Based on the film by Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger and the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale. Music by Bernard Herrmann. A timeless fairytale and Academy Award-winning movie, The Red Shoes has captivated audiences and inspired generations of dancers with its powerful tale of obsession, possession and one girl’s dream to be the greatest dancer in the world. Victoria Page lives to dance but her ambitions become a fierce struggle between the two men who inspire her passion. Matthew Bourne’s magical double Olivier Award-winning production of the legendary Powell and Pressburger film is set to a score orchestrated by Terry Davies, featuring the mesmerizing music of golden-age Hollywood composer Bernard Herrmann, with sumptuous designs by Lez Brotherston (set and costumes), Paule Constable (lighting) and Paul Groothuis (sound). An intoxicating drama where life imitates art with fateful consequences, The Red Shoes will dazzle your senses and break your heart.

Hannes Langolf - How About Now

4 Oct 2025 - 4 Oct 2025

Inspired by Max Frisch's timely play ‘The Arsonists' and directed and choreographed by Olivier Award nominated choreographer Hannes Langolf (in collaboration with Ermira Goro and Ed Mitchell), How About Now is a fast-paced and thought-provoking exploration of vulnerability, self-awareness, and the nuances of truth and perception. Performed entirely in a sealed glass box, it depicts a world where trust is fragile, and the smallest spark can set ablaze everything you've built. With an original script by Andrew Muir, a haunting sound score composed by Jethro Cooke, set and costume by Loren Elstein and lighting by Joe Hornsby, How About Now combines spoken word and dance in this poetic yet visceral stage production.

Imitating the Dog: War of the Worlds

25 Feb 2026 - 28 Feb 2026

H.G. Wells's classic novel retold by imitating the dog Supported by Lancaster Arts and Cast, Doncaster Four performers enter the stage with cameras and construct an epic road movie before our eyes. It's a story we know, or think we know - an apocalyptic tale of alien invasion and the unfolding destruction of everything we hold dear. Extraterrestrial lifeforms land from the skies. Lines of Brits scrabble to flee across the channel while their cities and towns lie in smouldering ruins. It's all of our worst nightmares. What would you do if order broke down? What would you do to survive? How far would you go to protect your own? Using miniature environments, model worlds, camera tricks, and projection, imitating the dog mix the live and the recorded, the animate and the inanimate to create a thrilling, audacious and timely retelling of H.G. Wells's classic novel. Following their acclaimed adaptations of literary classics Heart of Darkness (2018), Dracula (2021), Macbeth (2023) and Frankenstein (2024), "multimedia daredevils" (The Times) imitating the dog push their inventive storytelling to new heights. Age Recommendation: 14+

Rob Newman: Where The Wild Things Were

31 Jan 2026 - 1 Feb 2026

From Rob Newman comes a barnstorming new stand-up show about where we are and where we're going. From future cities and philistine film directors to Dorothy Parker's Multiverse Diaries. Throw in Pythagorean gangsters, intellectual bingo callers and a crazy character called Arlo - and the result is a hilarious tour-de force utterly unlike anything else you will ever see anywhere else!

Emma Doran

3 Oct 2025 - 20 Mar 2026

Smash hit Irish comedian, best-selling author, podcast host and viral online star Emma Doran hits the road once again taking her brand-new stand-up show Emmaculate across the UK and Ireland in 2025/26. There's no such thing as a perfect family, but Emma wouldn't want one anyway... The many trials and tribulations of Emma's blended family are laid bare in this witty, rambunctious show from one of Ireland's most beloved stand-ups. Strap in for a night to remember, jam-packed with razor-sharp observations, riotous on-stage antics and conspiratorial gossipmongering. As seen and heard on No Worries If Not! (RTÉ 2), The Tommy Tiernan Show (RTÉ 1), LOL: Last One Laughing (Prime Video) hosted by Graham Norton, The Late Late Show (RTÉ), Celebrity Gogglebox (Virgin Media One), Modern Love (Prime Video) alongside Kit Harington, The Deirdre O'Kane Show (SKY), Bridget and Eamon (RTÉ), Callan Kicks (RTÉ), Republic Of Telly (RTÉ) and Irelands Fittest Family (RTÉ), while her podcast credits include: You're Grounded with daughter Ella, And Another Thing! with Muireann O' Connell and the four-part series Mischief Makers. Emma currently co-hosts the podcast Keep It Tight alongside fellow stand-up and LOL: Last One Laughing contestant Deirdre O'Kane. Emma is also author of best-selling book, Mad, Isn't It? (published in 2024).

Schalk Bezuidenhout

15 Feb 2026 - 28 Feb 2026

Schalk Bezuidenhout is a comedian from South Africa who is a household name in all households that know his name. More specifically, he grew up in Kempton Park in the East Rand. If you don’t know Kempton… it’s the type of place you thank one day in your Oscar speech as your “humble beginnings”. In Kempton Park the traditional Afrikaans way of living was a good life. You would ride your bicycle to school and English was only used in self defence. Schalk finished school with a distinction for every subject. That has nothing to do with his comedic abilities, he just wanted you to know that. Schalk’s family and friends stood back as they watched Schalk evolve from an Afrikaans conservative caterpillar into a beautifully dramatic butterfly, complete with a moustache and furry afro. It was obvious to Schalk’s parents that he would study drama, and to help numb the pain they sent him away to study at the University of Cape Town. While studying in Cape Town Schalk quickly grew dissatisfied with watching Suits on repeat in his single bed (look where Meghan is now, hey?!) His drama degree was still 4 years away, but he needed a creative outlet NOW! So he started doing stand-up comedy in April 2011. On stage Schalk is fun and energetic and appeals to all. Schalk has come a far way since his first paid gig in a strip club in Kempton Park (true story). He has had the privilege to perform all over the world in some great venues, alongside some even greater comedians. On stage Schalk is fun and energetic and appeals to people of all kinds and colours.

The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive

8 Oct 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

Join Michael and Hilary for an exclusive show as they bring their hit podcast to the stage. Take a comfy (-ish) seat and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between! Warning: Rants are a strong possibility.

Shellshocked

30 Oct 2025 - 1 Nov 2025

From the creative team behind the five-star, multi-award-winning Jesus, Jane, Mother and Me and LASH, comes a thrilling new drama. The horrors of World War Two have broken young Wesley, but could the madness he encounters beyond it save or destroy a soldier's shellshocked mind? Following a hugely successful sold-out Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Shellshocked is a powerful new play by Leeds-born playwright Philip Stokes, recognised by the British Library as a culturally important playwright of the 21st Century.

The Talented Mr Ripley

18 Nov 2025 - 22 Nov 2025

"I Never Wanted To Murder Anyone. It Was Necessary." Step into a world of deception, desire, and deadly ambition. How far would you go to become someone else? This electrifying new stage adaptation of The Talented Mr. Ripley brings Patricia Highsmith's iconic psychological thriller to life like never before. With razor-sharp dialogue, simmering tension, and a dangerously charismatic antihero, this gripping production will pull you into Ripley's intoxicating world—where nothing is quite as it seems. Tom Ripley is a nobody—scraping by in New York, forging signatures, telling little white lies—until a chance encounter changes everything. When a wealthy stranger offers him an all-expenses-paid trip to Italy to bring home his wayward son, Dickie Greenleaf, Tom leaps at the opportunity. But in the sun-drenched glamour of 1950s Italy, surrounded by shimmering waters and whispered secrets, Tom is seduced by the life Dickie leads—the freedom, the wealth, the effortless charm. Fascination turns to obsession, and as his grip tightens on Dickie's world, the lines between truth and deception begin to blur. What starts as an innocent opportunity spirals into a chilling game of lies, identity theft, and murder.

Far Gone

8 Oct 2025 - 10 Oct 2025

A Roots Mbili Theatre Production Originally co-produced with Sheffield Theatres "If I invited you to come with me on a journey, a story, will you come with me?" Northern Uganda. When Okumu's village is attacked by the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), he and his brother's lives are changed forever. Inspired by John Rwothomack's own real-life experience of nearly being kidnapped by the LRA, Far Gone is a profoundly moving story of a young boy's journey from childhood innocence to child soldier. Told with humour, poetry, and startling physical theatre, Okumu's experience strikes straight at the heart through a powerful one-man performance. The play was first performed in 2019 and following a highly successful national tour in 2022 co-produced by Sheffield Theatres, Far Gone returns this time to the global stage touring USA, Taiwan and South Africa with additional performances in Sheffield, Manchester and London. ‘This play is not about me, the kid who was lucky enough to escape. This play is for the hundreds of thousands who did not. For the future generations who will continue to suffer the trauma the LRA has imprinted on them, for many years to come' - John Rwothomack

Desiree Burch

3 Oct 2025 - 14 Mar 2026

You already know comedian Desiree Burch, but isn't it time to really find out? The breakout star of Netflix's Flinch, The Mash Report and Live At The Apollo (BBC).

Bridget Christie: Who Am I?

2 Oct 2025 - 21 Mar 2026

Bridget Christie is hot, but not in a good way. The 51 year old critically-acclaimed stand-up leaks blood, sweats, and thinks that Chris Rock is the same person as The Rock. The Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award winning comedian cannot ride the motorbike she bought to combat her mid-life crisis because of early osteoarthritis in her hips and RSI in her wrist; and wonders why there are so many films, made by men, about young women discovering their sexuality, but none about middle-aged women forgetting theirs. It’s a menopause laugh-a-minute with a confused, furious, sweaty lady who is annoyed by everything. Brand new show from the Rose d’Or and South Bank Sky Arts Award winner, star of her own Netflix special, Taskmaster favourite, Channel 4 sitcom The Change and BBC Radio 4 series Bridget Christie Minds the Gap and Mortal.

Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath

21 Aug 2025 - 16 May 2026

A monster’s guide to tolerance and temperance. Jess can feel herself becoming an emotional wildebeest right when her world (and the whole world, thanks) demands cool, collected ultra detached saint-like kindness and understanding. St. She goes digging around in her DNA for answers and finds so many beautiful horrors. Witness her effort to become a brand new, mythical, mystical ‘coper.’ OR NOT. She gets cancelled, she gets touched and she gets a dolphin-based epiphany all in one show. The silliest of comedy for the scariest of days from Edinburgh Best Show Award Nominee. You’ve seen Jess on BBC’s QI, Live at the Apollo, Celebrity University Challenge and Richard Osman’s House of Games. From Travel Man on C4 and World’s Most Dangerous Roads on Dave. You know her from her two BBC R4 series of Sturdy Girl Club plus podcasts The Guilty Feminist and Hoovering. And, of course, from new mighty smash hit Gladiator’s fan-podcast Contender Ready which Jess co-hosts with Olympic weightlifting superstar, Emily Campbell.

Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For

21 Aug 2025 - 27 Mar 2026

Two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee and ‘unstoppably entertaining' Janine Harouni hits the road with a brand-new hour of joyful, quick-witted stand-up. Fresh off a world tour - including an Off-Broadway run in New York and a performance at the Netflix is a Joke Festival in LA - the New York native returns with a razor-sharp new show about marriage, parenting, and all the other wonderful milestones that slowly degrade your sleep and sanity. With over 10 million views online, an Amazon Prime special, and rave reviews across the board, Harouni is one of the most electric comics working today. Harouni is a regular on UK TV (Live at the Apollo, The Last Leg, The Russell Howard Hour, The John Bishop Show), and has opened for comics like Michael Che and Adam Rowe. She has featured in films and TV shows like Bob's Burgers, The Franchise, Collette, Patrick Melrose, The People We Hate At The Wedding and The Batman.

Black is the Color of My Voice

19 Sept 2025 - 25 Oct 2025

Written and directed by Apphia Campbell Inspired by the life of Nina Simone, and featuring many of her most iconic songs performed live. Apphia Campbell’s acclaimed play follows a successful singer and civil rights activist as she seeks redemption after the untimely death of her father. She reflects on the journey that took her from a young piano prodigy destined for a life in the service of the church, to a renowned jazz vocalist at the forefront of the Civil Rights Movement.

Operation Mincemeat

21 Aug 2025 - 28 Nov 2026

Operation Mincemeat is the 2024 Olivier Award-winning Best New Musical. It’s London’s biggest hit with 77 Five-Star reviews making it the best-reviewed show in West End history. Now also a Tony-nominated Best Musical on Broadway! The year is 1943 and right now we’re losing the war. Luckily, we’re about to gamble all our futures on a stolen corpse. Singin’ in the Rain meets Strangers on a Train, Operation Mincemeat is the fast-paced, hilarious and unbelievable true story of the twisted secret mission that won us World War II. Bursting at the seams with the kind of chaos you couldn’t invent, the question is: how did a dead body, a fake love letter, and – of all people – Ian Fleming come together to wrong-foot Hitler?

The Sticky Dance

11 Oct 2025 - 11 Oct 2025

Presented by Second Hand Dance Co-created by Rosie Heafford and Takeshi Matsumoto Co-commissioned by The Southbank Centre and The Place, and South East Dance For family audiences and children aged 3-5 years old Three dancers' shimmy through the audience weaving a tapestry of sticky tape in this tactile dance performance for young children. They invite you to tape, stick and groove, to see and feel sound or to be still, watch and listen. Audiences are encouraged to explore freely, turn the rules upside down and create their own experience. The Sticky Dance is an interactive, engaging and colourful performance installation for children and their families.

ENO: Albert Herring

21 Oct 2025 - 22 Oct 2025

Albert Herring Benjamin Britten From Boy, to King, to Man. In this ENO debut at Lowry, join us for May Day celebrations in a fresh and witty new take on Britten's much-loved coming-of-age comedy. Following the success of ENO's previous semi-staged productions at the London Coliseum - Gloriana, Duke Bluebeard's Castle, and Suor Angelica - Albert Herring will be directed and designed by multi-award winning Antony McDonald and conducted by Daniel Cohen. Loxford, 1943. A typical small market town, where nothing escapes the eye of Lady Billows and her housekeeper Florence Pike. When there are no virtuous girls left in the village, the Queen of the May organising committee decide to break with tradition and crown the shy and innocent greengrocer's boy Albert Herring as King of the May. But heavy is the head that wears the May King crown, and Albert's friend Sid intervenes with some mischievous assistance as Albert accepts his fate and the cash prize. Join us as Albert's newfound village status leads to an alcohol-fuelled night of debauchery and self-discovery. This funny, quirky and off-centre opera is the perfect commentary on small town eccentricities and will be sure to set curtains twitching and tongues wagging. Composed in 1947, Benjamin Britten demonstrates his versatility by creating a good-natured comedy with just thirteen instruments. From its gentle ribbing of English Victorian music to its sly quote from Wagner, his light-hearted touch lets the humour shine through the music. Our unlikely rebel Albert is played by tenor Caspar Singh, and Mrs Herring, his over-bearing mother, is played by Leah-Marian Jones, Emma Bell plays Lady Billows, Mark Le Brocq plays Mr Upfold, the Mayor with Sir Willard White as Superintendent Budd.

Pinocchio

17 Feb 2026 - 22 Feb 2026

Directed by Niki McCretton Music by Dom Coyote With additional music by Tim Dalling Starring Tim Dalling, Jenny Harrold and Daniel Rejano Visit the incredible world of Stuff and Nonsense. Three very funny men seek refuge in a grand but abandoned old house, where they gather around an extraordinary dining table that becomes their playground. Grandfather, Father and Son tell tales of growing up; one of them is Pinocchio and it turns out he's had quite a life! In this adaptation of Pinocchio expect the classic elements of the story - a poor woodcarver, the tell-tale growing nose, the dream of becoming a real boy - combined with Stuff and Nonsense's hallmark hilarity, skilled puppetry, original music, fantastic staging, outstanding performers and extraordinary physical tricks. Stuff and Nonsense are leaders in family theatre and Director Niki McCretton has children's boundless curiosity in her heart and family connection as her mission. Invest in your children's imaginations: join us in the theatre and take playfulness home with you! Suitable for all the family (recommended for ages 3-10)

Grace Petrie

7 Oct 2025 - 1 Feb 2026

Grace Petrie is a folk singer, songwriter and activist from Leicester, UK, she has been writing, recording and touring relentlessly ever since. Her unique takes on life, love and politics, and the warmth and wit with which they are delivered, have won over audiences everywhere, across the alternative, folk, political and comedy scenes She has racked up tour supports with Emmy the Great and Billy Bragg, and has also made her mark in the comedy scene supporting comedians Robin Ince and Josie Long. She’s appeared at Glastonbury four time at the invitation of Billy Bragg, as well as an eclectic genre-crossing mix of festivals Latitude, Musicport, Blissfields, Shrewsbury Folk Festival, Greenbelt and more including of course Cambridge Folk Festival. She has collaborated with some of the most respected names in folk, including Leon Rosselson, Roy Bailey and Peggy Seeger.

Northern Ballet - Gentleman Jack

7 Mar 2026 - 6 Jun 2026

Masters of storytelling Northern Ballet bring to the stage the extraordinary story of Anne Lister - better known as Gentleman Jack. A powerful Yorkshire woman, it was only after her death when her secret diaries were decoded that a truly exceptional life was uncovered. Anne lived, dressed and loved as she desired, not as 19th century society expected her to. With her words dancing across the page, she vividly chronicled her adventures, heartbreaks and triumphs. Inspiring biographies, novels, a hit TV series and now a ballet, this thrilling production choreographed by Annabelle Lopez Ochoa is performed to new live music by Claire Cowan. A co-production with Finnish National Ballet Choreographer Annabelle Lopez Ochoa Composer Claire Cowan Dramaturg Clare Croft Lighting and Set Designer Christopher Ash Costume Designer Louise Flanagan Creative Consultant Sally Wainwright

Looking for Me Friend: The Music of Victoria Wood

18 Sept 2025 - 19 Apr 2026

This feel good show has served up nostalgia, music and laughter at Edinburgh Fringe, sold out venues across the UK and had the seal of approval from Victoria’s colleagues, school-chums and fans. Featuring the star of BBC1’s All Together Now, Paulus The Cabaret Geek and with accompanist Tom Guest, join them as they take you on a whistle-stop tour of 21 of Victoria’s best-loved songs, including the hilarious Ballad of Barry & Freda and the classic It Would Never Have Worked. Dust off your stilettos and oven glove, and don’t forget the custard creams.

Unfortunate: The Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch

5 Dec 2025 - 11 Jan 2026

The critically acclaimed parody musical, Unfortunate: The Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch returns to the Lowry for a five-week Christmas season. This splash-hit show has sold out twice previously, so get your tentacles round tickets fast! Unfortunate dives into the story of everyone's favourite Disney Diva, Ursula, as she gives her take on what really happened all those years ago under the sea. The legendary queer queen spills the tea in this tale of sex, sorcery and suckers! With an original hot pop soundtrack and trademark filthy humour, it's time to take the plunge and dive into this year's hottest night out!

Tom Stade

21 Aug 2025 - 21 Jun 2026

Direct from the Edinburgh festival, and his last smash-hit nationwide tour, the legendary Canadian stand-up star is back on the road with a brand-new show. Join Tom as he playfully dishes out more of his insightful observations. An irrepressible tour-de-force with an hour of first class, mischievous and uncompromising comedy. As seen/heard on Have a Word Pod, Ch4's Comedy Gala, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, The John Bishop Show, Live at the Apollo (so good, he's done it twice) and much more!

An Audience with Sir Bradley Wiggins

26 Oct 2025 - 26 Oct 2025

Sir Bradley Marc Wiggins, is a British former professional road and track racing cyclist, who competed professionally between 2001 and 2016. He began his cycling career on the track, but later made the transition to road cycling. He is the only rider to have won both World and Olympic championships on both the track and the road, as well is winning the Tour De France. He has won the leader’s jersey in each of the three Grand Tours of cycling, and held the world record in team pursuit on multiple occasions. He won a gold medal at four successive Olympic Games from 2004 to 2016, and held the record as Great Britain’s most decorated Olympian with 8 medals. Join the Tour De France and Olympic winning Medallist as he discusses his fantastic career, what brought him to cycling, and everything in-between! VIP Tickets include a professional photo opportunity with Sir Bradley pre-show.

Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?

30 Jan 2026 - 8 May 2026

ʞɔǝɥ ←flippin' heck! Witness a pun Goliath in person, as Darren Walsh brings his 8ft frame and award winning act on the road. From appearing on Comic Relief to his ‘Jokes on the street’ series on social media, he’s been racking up millions of views, but live is where he thrives. Combining sound effects, videos, one-liners and improvised jokes based off audience suggestions, prepare for a comedy show like no other, bar pun.

Josh James: Doin' Alright

2 Nov 2025 - 14 Nov 2025

One of the most exciting names to breakout in UK comedy, viral comedy star Josh James presents his highly anticipated debut tour Doin’ Alright. Join Josh as he guides audiences through the life of a ‘Essex Man’, the uniqueness of English culture and trying to do well for himself.

Aisling Bea: Older Than Jesus

27 Feb 2026 - 29 Apr 2026

BAFTA and British Comedy Award-winning Irish stand-up Aisling Bea is hitting the road. With tales of travel, home, immigration, history, sex, babies, music, lovers and enemies. She will even answer your big life questions. It’s not about the destination babes, it’s about the journey, but also the destinations are very important, so check out if she is coming to one near you. As seen on Taskmaster, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Last One Laughing, Live at the Apollo, Travel Man and creator, writer and star of the award-winning Channel 4 and Hulu series This Way Up.

Harriet Dyer

5 Sept 2025 - 30 Nov 2025

Harriet has been a full time comic since 2013. Shes had numerous critically acclaimed shows, works for the majority of big clubs and festivals, regularly gigs overseas, and prides herself in being totally original an experience to behold, if you will! Harriets other tv credits include Jokes Only Neurodivergent People Can Tell on Channel 4 and Movie Megastars: Made In The 80s on Sky Max, as well as Elephant In The Room, The Fringe Comedy Showcase, The 13 Million Club, and The Good, The Bad & The Unexpected, all on BBC Radio. Harriet was a main writer for both seasons of Jon Richardsons Channel Hopping on Channel 4, and she wrote for and starred in Meet the Richardsons on Dave. In 2024, Harriet won The Channel 4 Sean Lock Comedy Award and she won the Neurodiverse Reviews Neurodivergent Representation Award at the 2022 Edinburgh Fringe.

The Rolling Stones Story

22 Nov 2025 - 15 Mar 2026

The Rolling Stones have dominated Rock 'n' Roll music since the 1960s and were at the forefront of the British Invasion of bands that conquered the US in 1964. They ran neck and neck with The Beatles in the popularity stakes with the late sixties and early seventies considered by many as their Golden Age. Their live shows are legendary and The Stones musical legacy is up there with the very best. They've recorded some of the most phenomenal Rock ‘n' Roll songs of all time - Satisfaction, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Not Fade Away, Honky Tonk Woman, Brown Sugar, Start Me Up...to name just a few. You can now relive all these classic hits in The Rolling Stones Story, a high energy concert celebrating the music of the World's Greatest Rock ‘n' Roll Band. Let's Spend The Night Together in the company of Mick and the boys and you will experience a truly authentic Rolling Stones spectacle; complete with an awesome production, the finest musicians and the world's No.1 Mick Jagger lookalike in Paul Ashworth. The Rolling Stones Story promises you an unforgettable Jumpin' Jack Flash back in time. It's Only Rock ‘n' Roll, but we like it!

Ivo Graham

21 Aug 2025 - 28 Oct 2025

After dismantling a barge, doxxing himself in the Doubletree, and blanking on the 1992 Ipswich Town crest (Taskmaster, Off Menu, University Challenge), comedian Ivo Graham ropes his audience into more chaos against the clock. “Humiliation’s your thing, right?” his brother asked him at Christmas, and, with the full existential ramifications of that still being processed, he’s lining up a show with more risk than ever before (NB: previous shows have broadly been quite low risk). Expect quizzes, tangents, and fluster!

Peter Kay In Conversation With Sara Cox

14 Sept 2025 - 14 Sept 2025

In these unique and heartwarming shows, the two proud Boltonians will sit down to reflect on Peter Kay's remarkable life and career, including the release of his much-anticipated new memoir, "Peter Kay's Diary", due later this year. As part of the conversation, they'll also share and discuss the songs that have shaped Peter's journey - from growing up in Bolton to becoming one of the UK's most beloved entertainers.

Judi Love: All About the Love

29 Oct 2025 - 19 Jun 2026

Bringing her fresh, unapologetic and charismatic real talk to theatres across the country, The One Like Judi Love hits theatres on her first official tour! Expect unrelenting and hilarious anecdotes from Judi's life! Expect unrelenting and hilarious anecdotes from Judi's life! Regular panellist on Loose Women and as seen on Taskmaster, The Jonathan Ross Show, The Graham Norton Show, 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and The Royal Variety Performance.

How Very Hannah

20 Sept 2025 - 29 Nov 2025

Hey stagey friends! Hannah Lowther here - you might know me from TikTok, the West End, or for going viral in a Tesco uniform! Now I’m bringing my love for theatre straight to you with... How Very Hannah! This isn’t just a podcast - it’s a show, with backstage stories, games, public challenges & brilliant chats with guests from the stage & screen. From sharing my own industry stories to getting the inside scoop from fellow theatre lovers - this show’s all about the joy, chaos & magic of the stage. So warm up those vocal cords & let’s dive into the stagey world of How Very Hannah!

Darkfield: Arcade

10 Sept 2025 - 21 Sept 2025

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Darkfield presents Arcade: But this isn't an ordinary arcade and these are not ordinary arcade machines. Every Machine offers you the chance to enter the world of the game and choose your own unique journey. As you guide your avatar through a world ravaged by endless war, there are many routes you can take and there are many different outcomes. You can choose a side, win or lose the war, search out a more peaceful route, or join a cult promising a better version of reality. Where will your decisions lead you? Using the nostalgic aesthetic of 1980's video games, Arcade's interactive narrative explores the evolving relationship between players and avatars. This choose-your-own-path experience will fully immerse players in different environments in a completely dark shipping container, using 360 degree binaural sound, sensory effects and a bespoke Darkfield Arcade machine for each player. Players will be asked deep existential questions about free will and consciousness in a world where some may win and some may lose.

Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It!

3 Oct 2025 - 31 Oct 2026

Hold on to your seats and brace yourself for a night of outrageous laughs and no-holds-barred comedy, as the one and only Daniel O’Reilly returns to the stage with his brand new, in-your-face tour. Famous for his unapologetic humour, quick-fire crowd work, and electric stage presence, Daniel is back and funnier than ever – and he’s not holding back. Whether you've seen him go viral online or live on stage, you’ll know one thing for sure: no topic is off-limits, and nothing is safe!

The Boy at The Back of The Class

6 Feb 2026 - 18 Apr 2026

There used to be an empty chair at the back of the class, but now a new boy called Ahmet is sitting in it. He’s nine years old (just like me), but he’s very strange. He never talks and never smiles and doesn’t like sweets – not even lemon sherbets, which are my favourite! After learning that he has fled his own war-torn country, Ahmet’s classmates have ‘The Greatest Idea in the World’ – a magnificent plan to reunite Ahmet with his family. An unexpected and often hilarious adventure follows, all topped off with a terrific twist. Told from a child’s perspective, balancing heart and humour, The Boy at The Back of The Class highlights the power of friendship and kindness in a world that doesn’t always make sense and reminds us that everyone needs a place to call home. Ages 7+

Like Minded Friends at Christmas with Tom Allen and Suzi Ruffell

27 Nov 2025 - 16 Dec 2025

Suzi Ruffell and Tom Allen are taking their hit podcast, Like Minded Friends to the stage for some festive frolics! A podcast where two homo comedians talk about life, love and culture... sometimes. Join Suzi and Tom for an evening of chat about anything from bath mats, theatre etiquette and Tom's minging hallway, to all things gay culture, anxiety (that comes up a lot actually) and so much more!

Chloe Petts: Big Naturals

21 Aug 2025 - 6 Mar 2026

Following three sell-out shows, Chloe Petts (Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News for You) returns with a brand-new tour, and she’s delving where she’s never delved before: this is a show about sex. The problem is that she blushes every time she says that word. Expect routines about Page 3, lad culture, and most importantly, big, fat naturals.

Tom Davis: Spudgun

24 Jan 2026 - 13 Feb 2027

Tom Davis is back on the road, firing out his freshly cooked observations on life's hot topics. Co-host of the mega-hit podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan, star of BAFTA and Royal Television Society award-winning comedy series Murder in Successville and BBC One smash-hit comedy King Gary, Tom also has his own special Underdog available to watch on Sky and NOW TV.

Myra's Story

20 Oct 2025 - 22 Oct 2025

"Fíonna Hewitt-Twamley is extremely impressive" - Irish Times "A fine display of Irish storytelling" - Everything Theatre "An outstanding play" - Broadway Baby Direct from London's West End and the four-time smash-hit at the Edinburgh Fringe, Myra's Story is the tour-de-force performance that you'll never forget. Meet Myra (played by the acclaimed actor Fionna Hewitt-Twamley). Myra has fallen on hard times and is now homeless living on the streets of Dublin. Through her "vivid, virtuoso performance" (WhatsOnStage) Hewitt-Twamley plays a variety of over 15 unforgettable larger-than-life Dublin characters, recounting the hilarious and heart-wrenching events that have led her to this point in her life. Hailed as an "outstanding play" (Broadway Baby) and having captivated over 150,000 theatregoers across Ireland, the UK and North America, this remarkable story will make you laugh, cry and above all, ensure you'll never forget Myra.

Ballet Lorent: Snow White

14 Feb 2026 - 14 Feb 2026

A classic fairytale is reimagined in this magical, family-friendly dance-theatre production of Snow White — a captivating experience perfect for everyone aged 5 and over. In a kingdom built on beauty and wealth, a powerful Queen becomes dangerously obsessed with remaining the fairest of them all. But when her envy turns towards her kind and brilliant daughter, Snow White, a darker story begins to unfold — one of rivalry, resilience, and unexpected heroes. Directed by award-winning choreographer Liv Lorent, this production brings together eleven extraordinary dancers in a celebration of storytelling through dance. Retold with warmth and wit by Carol Ann Duffy, and brought to life through the voice of Lindsay Duncan, Snow White is a rich theatrical experience filled with emotion and imagination. The production features a stunning original score by Murray Gold (Doctor Who), spectacular costumes by Libby El-Alfy and Nasir Mazhar, and enchanting stage design by Phil Eddolls, all beautifully lit by Malcolm Rippeth. With its mix of humour, heart, and breathtaking visuals, Snow White offers something for everyone — from wide-eyed children to grown-ups rediscovering the magic of a timeless tale. Whether you're coming with family, friends, or simply looking to enjoy a spellbinding live experience, this is a fairytale adventure you won't want to miss.

Jarlath Regan

20 Sept 2025 - 4 Jul 2026

We are all going to need a laugh this year and Jarlath is here to deliver it. In this world of unending negativity, bleakness and cynicism there’s never been a better time to come and escape from it all for a night of quality laughs courtesy of the jewel in Ireland’s comedy crown. If you like your comedy smart, sharp, warm and searingly funny, then this is the show for you.

Simon Evans: Simon Evans is Staring at the Sun

21 Aug 2025 - 13 Jun 2026

Simon Evans is Back! Waaaay back... With growing evidence that we are living in a Computer Simulation - and a pretty glitchy, off-brand simulation at that - and the approaching watershed of the AI Singularity looming like a weirdly pixelated cumulo-nimbus on the horizon, BBC Radio 4 stalwart and veteran of a quarter century of highly acclaimed stand-up comedy Simon Evans is squinting at an uncertain future, and revisiting the blue remembered hills of his youth.

Michael Portillo - A Life of Two Halves

15 Feb 2026 - 17 Mar 2026

Secretary of State. Traveller. TV superstar. The inimitable Michael Portillo joins us live on stage to share funny, insightful, and poignant stories from his extraordinarily rich and varied life. The son of a refugee who rose to become one of Britain's leading politicians and best loved broadcasters, Michael Portillo's life has been a game of two halves. As a statesman he served under Margaret Thatcher, ran for the leadership of the Conservative Party, and lost his seat in one of the most famous moments in British political history, only to become one of the nation's favourite broadcasters, sparring with Diane Abbott and Andrew O'Neill and enthralling millions of us with his travels on the world's greatest railways. In this unique stage show, Michael will share his life story, from his late father's experiences of the Spanish Civil War and escape to England, where he and Michael's mother met while looking after refugee children, all the way to his present-day adventures travelling across Spain, the USA, India, and beyond. We'll hear Michael's funny and insightful observations about his old boss Margaret Thatcher and his reflections on the decay of political power. He'll tell us about his break into TV - including the time he became a single mum. And, of course, we'll hear about the great railway journeys he has undertaken and what they can tell us about the history and state of the world today. Whether you are passionate about politics or a fan of Michael's many international adventures, this is an unmissable treat. All aboard!

Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Ahoy!

25 Mar 2026 - 24 May 2026

Aye aye! Ahoy hoy! The unstoppable talking panjandrum is back in town! Celebrating 50 years afloat on the showbiz seas! Dead men tell no tales – so might as well get ’em all told now! Avast! Two thundering hours guaranteed!

Double Bill: New Work in Dance

17 Sept 2025 - 17 Sept 2025

An evening of new dance from two local Greater Manchester choreographers exploring relationships, intimacy, and growing up. Join us for a double bill featuring two very different but connected works: A Little Bit of This and A Little Bit of That by Katherine Hollinson and Dylan. A tender and playful duet created by Katherine and her child Dylan, born from bedtime stories, bursts of silliness, and quiet moments of reflection. It explores the joys, wildness and wonder of being 6 and 38. Expect magic tricks, shoulder rides, shared snacks, and a warm invitation to join in - but only if you want to. The Joy of Kissing by Jordan Sheard The Joy of Kissing is a tender and cheeky celebration of love and all the people we hold close. Blending dance theatre, storytelling and comedy, Jordan invites you into a playful duet that journeys through the small moments of care that shape our relationships. Inspired by real-life stories - this is an ode to the butterflies, the sexy, the sweaty-palmed, the comforting, the messy, the mundane, and the people we'd kiss again if we could. From first kisses to kiss-it-betters, or the kiss at the end of a text, The Joy of Kissing takes an honest and nostalgic look at our need to connect. For anyone who's ever loved, longed, or kissed! Directed by: Jordan Sheard Performers: Andrea Callaghan & Natassa Argyropoulou Supported by Lowry Artist Development Programme - unlocking opportunities, growing talent and providing ways for artists to show bold and one-of-kind work to audiences. Lowry Artist Development Programme is supported by Arts Council England and Salford City Council. 

Murder at Midnight

19 Jan 2026 - 24 Jan 2026

Presented by Original Theatre A comedy thriller by Torben Betts Directed by Philip Franks Starring national favourites Jason Durr (Heartbeat, Casualty) and Susie Blake (Victoria Wood's as Seen on TV, Coronation Street).. A killer night out! From the writer of Murder in the Dark comes a deliciously twisted crime caper like no other. It's New Year's Eve in a quiet corner of Kent and a killer is in the house. We meet Jonny ‘The Cyclops' - the notorious gangster, his glamorous wife, his trigger-happy sidekick, his mum—who's seeing things, her very jittery carer, plus a vicar who's hiding something and a nervous burglar dressed as a clown. Throw in a suitcase full of cash, a stash of deadly weapons, and one infamous unsolved murder.What could possibly go wrong? Join us for a murder mystery with a difference. One house. Seven suspects and a Murder at Midnight. Written by acclaimed playwright Torben Betts and produced by the award-winning Original Theatre (Birdsong, Murder in the Dark, The Mirror Crack'd), Murder at Midnight is a gripping murder mystery filled with twists, chilling suspense and wickedly dark humour - guaranteed to keep you guessing until the final stroke of midnight.

Noughts and Crosses

21 Apr 2026 - 25 Apr 2026

Sephy and Callum sit together on a beach. They are in love. It is forbidden. Sephy is a Cross and Callum is a Nought. Between Noughts and Crosses there are racial and social divides. A segregated society teeters on a volatile knife edge. As violence breaks out, Sephy and Callum draw closer, but this is a romance that will lead them into terrible danger. This gripping Romeo and Juliet story by acclaimed writer Malorie Blackman is a captivating drama of love, revolution and what it means to grow up in a divided world. Presented by Pilot Theatre in association with Northern Stage By Malorie Blackman Adapted by Sabrina Mahfouz Directed by Esther Richardson

Stewart Lee

11 Sept 2025 - 1 Oct 2026

Lee shares his stage with a tough-talking werewolf comedian from the dark forests of the subconscious who hates humanity. The Man-Wulf lays down a ferocious comedy challenge to the culturally irrelevant and physically enfeebled Lee. Can the beast inside us all be silenced with the silver bullet of Lee’s unprecedentedly critically acclaimed style of stand-up?

A Suffocating Choking Feeling

26 Sept 2025 - 26 Sept 2025

A subversive interrogation of truth in the age of social media - inspired by Australian wellness influencer and cancer-con Belle Gibson (BBC's Bad Influencer). Blending live performance with live streaming and interactive social media experiments, Simone Hamilton explores influencer culture and our dangerous obsession with crafting 'authentic' versions of ourselves online. A Suffocating Choking Feeling plays with the boundaries of truth and ethics, testing audiences' willingness to believe.

Little Bear and the Christmas Lights

28 Dec 2025 - 4 Jan 2026

Join Little Bear on her magical adventure as she searches for the perfect Christmas lights. Filled with sensory wonders, puppetry and music this is the perfect theatrical experience for your Snowbabies. From the team that brought you Little Penguin's First Christmas, this show is ideal for 0-3 year olds and their grown-ups.

Rob Auton: CAN

21 Aug 2025 - 9 Apr 2026

Multi award-winning writer, performer and actor Rob Auton presents his debut narrative show. Having written 11 critically acclaimed shows on specific themes, Rob is now keen on telling you a story he has written about a man he made up called CAN. At one point in his life CAN was the world's number one motivational speaker... and then something happened.

The Classic Rock Show

30 Aug 2025 - 26 Feb 2026

‘The Classic Rock Fan’s Ultimate Live Juke Box!’ From AC/DC to ZZ Top and everything in between, including Led Zeppelin, Dire Straits, Queen, The Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Meatloaf plus much much more. Anthem after anthem, riff after riff, solo after solo, ‘The Classic Rock Show’ brings the original recordings back to life on stage; with a huge sound and light show to match. Culminating in a show-stopping guitar duel that is definitely not to be missed.

Matt Parker - Getting Triggy With It: Matt Parker Does the Maths

21 Aug 2025 - 17 Apr 2026

Matt Parker talks a lot of maths. He's a NYT best-selling author and sold-out stand-up performer. But now it's time he does the maths. Really gets in there and gives the maths a good doing. It's time he programmes his own Christmas tree lights and then 11,184,024 people watch his downfall (and counting). It's time he shares his hand-crafted maths code online only for viewers to improve it by 40,832,277,770%. It's time he shaped-up and crawled out from under the square named after him. Come watch Matt Parker do the maths. (Every audience member will get some free maths.)

Omid Djalili: Namaste

20 Sept 2025 - 25 Apr 2026

The Persian Comedy Powerhouse performs his critically acclaimed new show NAMASTE where Omid peacefully bows to his inner anger and unleashes a torrent of comedic vitriol upon the current state of this dangerously messed up planet. No government gets a green card. No tyrant avoids a take down. No audience member leaves the theatre with an ounce of laughter left in them... You have been warned.

Nick Cope's Family Show

12 Oct 2025 - 22 Mar 2026

Nick Cope has been writing and recording his beautiful and totally unique songs for children and their families for over 10 years, he performs with his guitar and animations to sell-out crowds all over the country. He has an incredible fan base from all over the UK which has just grown immeasurably over the last year due to the phenomenal success of his CBeebies show Nick Cope’s Popcast, now into its third series. Nick sings his uniquely crafted songs while playing his guitar accompanied by a backdrop of Nick’s beautifully animated projections. Nick has a way of reaching into people’s hearts with songs of the everyday, igniting children’s imagination in an organic, unpatronizing, educational and fun way. The show appeals to children and adults alike. If you haven’t heard his songs or seen his shows before, come along and find out what you’ve been missing.

Troy Hawke

21 Aug 2025 - 29 May 2027

Fresh from finding and proving decisive links between IKEA, the CIA and the Nazi’s, 1930’s throwback homeschooled investigator Troy Hawke battle a new enemy on behalf of all people everywhere…the saboteur that lurks in our own minds…

What's Love Got To Do With It?

23 Aug 2025 - 12 Nov 2026

Ultimate tribute concert to Tina Turner, presented by the award-winning producers behind Whitney - Queen Of The Night.

Rishab Sharma: Sitar for Mental Health

13 Oct 2025 - 13 Oct 2025

Hailed as the youngest and last disciple of sitar legend Pandit Ravi Shankar, Sharma brings a legacy of tradition, innovation and purpose to every performance. Born into the renowned Rikhi Ram family of master luthiers, he has captivated audiences around the world, including playing a solo performance at the White House for President Biden's Diwali celebration. This event blends classical Indian music with contemporary sensibilities, digital visuals and raw emotional storytelling. Presented in association with The Concert Cornershop & YOSN Innovations

Lowry Youth Dance Project

25 Sept 2025 - 19 Mar 2026

Calling young people aged 8-15 who love to move! We are offering you the opportunity to upskill in new movement techniques and unleash your artistic, physical creativity with Lowry Youth Dance Project. All genders and abilities welcome! In this project you will receive... • Tuition from industry professionals whilst making friends and learning new ways to move • Bespoke movement workshops in choreography, technique and improvisation • A performance opportunity

Shoot From The Hip

31 May 2026 - 31 May 2026

Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy to The Lowry! Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable - and unforgettable.

Six

1 Aug 2026 - 7 Nov 2026

The crowning glory of Broadway, the West End and beyond, the international smash hit musical SIX makes its royal return to Salford following its previous sold out run! Winner of over 35 international awards including the Tony Award for ‘Best Original Score' and ‘Best Costume Design', double winner of the Whatsonstage Award for ‘Best West End Show' and a Gold-Disk winning album, this sell-out Tudor take-off has ‘an incredibly strong and powerful message' (The Australian) and is ‘pure entertainment' (New York Times). From Tudor Queens to Pop Princesses, the six wives of Henry VIII take to the mic to tell their tales, remixing five hundred years of historical heartbreak into an 80-minute celebration of 21st century girl power. These Queens may have green sleeves but their lipstick is rebellious red. Think you know the rhyme, think again... Divorced. Beheaded. LIVE!

MC Hammersmith - Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property

21 Aug 2025 - 22 May 2026

MC Hammersmith is the world’s leading freestyle rapper to emerge from the ghetto of middle-class West London. He presents an hour of improvised comedy raps based on your suggestions. Featuring brand-new routines for 2025! You’ll leave astounded at the speed of his brain, the spontaneity of his punchlines, and the stability of his upbringing. Jaw-dropping, hilarious, utterly unbelievable. Tour support for Jason Manford. 200 million views online. As heard on BBC Radio 4, as seen on Beta Squad.

Rewrites: Half Man || Half Bull

7 Nov 2025 - 8 Nov 2025

Curtain raiser (10-15 minutes maximum) 50 Mins Theseus 20 mins Interval 50 Mins Daedalus

Drift by Pui-Ka Cheng

1 Oct 2025 - 2 Oct 2025

Have you ever felt lost, far away from home? How long has it been since you left? Do you still long for where you came from, or are you still searching for the place where you belong? Drift is a story of the past, present, and future. Three generations of women caught in a current of fate: the ripples caused by her mother's passage, to her own journey, and the path yet to be taken by her daughter. Like a fish drifting through water, she moves as if led by something greater. Drift weaves together live music, video, puppetry, physical theatre and dance to tell a mesmerising story about identity, memory, and belonging. Commissioned by Lowry and Horizons Collective and supported by New Earth Theatre. Funded by Arts Council England. Creative Team Writer, Director, Performer, Puppeteer - Pui-Ka Cheng Sound Director - Lung Wei Tsui Video Designer - Wilfred Wong Lighting Designer - Matchy Choi Movement Director - Max Lee Producer - Manli Siu Dramaturg - Dan Willis Technical Stage Manager - Isabel Chan Musician - Sali Wong Artwork - Wingyu Yeung

Corinne: The Severed Wing

14 Nov 2025 - 14 Nov 2025

The Severed Wing is a new live art performance by artist Corinne, exploring their limited mobility and lived experience as a disabled, housebound artist. Live-streamed from Corinne's bed using projections and immersive sound design, The Severed Wing is a magical, visceral and intimate live encounter between one physical space and another. "Watch me, a disabled artist confined to bed transform into a bird. Bed confinement is extremely isolating but I live by the woods and hear bird songs from my window daily. I wish to join my feathered friends, escape my confinement and transform into my true self." - Corinne For too long people confined to their homes or beds have a diminished presence within society, but The Severed Wing is a poignant call for change, giving voice and visibility to the experiences of confinement. Initially piloted as part of LOWRY's Scratch Nights X Galleries in May 2024. The Severed Wing was commissioned by Lowry and made possible with thanks to funding from Arts Council England. Also supported by Attenborough Arts Centre, Art Riot Collective, Cov Connects and QUAD. Age Recommendation: 14+ This performance contains references to or depiction of Confinement, emotional distress and surgical style implements, a wooden needle although in an abstract form. Run time: 50 min 40 min performance 10 minute film about the work Post show talk with Corinne. Hosted by Antonia Beck, Senior Producer: Artist Development. Credits: Artistic Director and Performer: Corinne Project Manager: Kyla Craig Personal Assistant: Stephen Commissioned by Lowry, Salford Funded by Arts Council England Lottery Funding Project partners: • Art Riot Collective • Cov Connects • Quad • Attenborough Arts Centre Additional support from • Outside In • DASH (Disability Arts in Shropshire) PR & Marketing consultant: Oscar Lister Digital/AV technologist: Andrew Crofts Sound Designer: Martin Swan

Joe Kent-Walters is Frankie Monroe: DEAD!!! (Good Fun Time)

24 May 2026 - 24 May 2026

Yorkshire's biggest bastard and Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer 2024 is back, after yet another sold-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! This time he's dead. dead good! And also, dead. He's a dead man. Join the nation's favourite demonic entertainer, owner of a Working Mens Club in Rotherham what is also a portal to hell, as he dazzles you from beyond the grave. See him now before he is well and truly gone. "Plenty of fun for fans of Johnny Vegas, The Mighty Boosh and Vic and Bob... but Kent-Walters's mock-old-school-entertainer character has a charisma and a weirdness that is all his own too" The Times Age Guidance: 14+

Gyles Brandreth – Can’t Stop Talking

3 May 2026 - 17 May 2026

He’s back – and unstoppable. Gyles Brandreth can’t stop talking. The jumper-loving This Morning and Just a Minute star, who pops up on Pointless, QI, Would I Lie To You?, Sunday Brunch, and Celebrity Gogglebox, has been babbling since he was a baby, and in his hilarious new one-man show the award-winning raconteur is trying to work out why. He’s won the Audience Award for Most Popular Show on the Fringe, multiple 5-star reviews, and every time he’s in Edinburgh his shows sell out.

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