From one of the most exciting emerging new stars in the UK’s live stand-up scene,1994 is Edinburgh native’s Connor Burns third solo hour. A prolific joke writer, his Scottish-level cynicism and self-deprecation punctuates a disarmingly relaxed persona and an intelligent, razor-sharp wit. Connor’s burgeoning reputation as “one to watch” was cemented at the 2023 Fringe when he sold out his entire run two months before the festival started.

The story covers subjects ranging from pantomimes to dreams, how to behave in hospitals, small talk, realising his Mum is a northern version of Columbo, and how being a smart-mouthed kid saved him from a life of continually being beaten up. Above all else, it’s the Justin you have to come to expect. It’s funny and interesting, and perhaps there’s a little bit that warms the soul, too.

A Christmas Carol Being a Ghost Story of Christmas The Old Town Hall’s resident company, the award-winning Dyad Productions, (A Room of One’s Own, I, Elizabeth, Austen’s Women, Female Gothic) who have toured their sell-out festive show Christmas Gothic since 2015, now bring their magic to Dickens’ classic and perennially relevant ghost story. It’s Christmas Eve, and the miserly misanthrope, Ebenezer Scrooge, is about to have a ghostly night he’ll never forget. Dickens' festive, immortal tale of redemption and compassion is brought to life in Dyad’s inimitable solo style. Draw near for an evening of mistletoe and merriment in the company of Marley, Fezziwig, and Cratchit et al to discover the true meaning of Christmas: tenderness for the past, courage for the present, and hope for the future. Ebenezer lives in us all, and this glorious tale reminds us how not to give in to the Scrooge within. Taking inspiration from Dickens' original performances of his own work and utilising the brilliant narrator of the novel to bring the story to life, the piece is performed Andrew Margerison (Frantic Assembly’s Fatherland, Macbeth), and directed by Rebecca Vaughan.

How good’s a laugh? My joke book is overflowing, so let’s get talking about what gives me the ick and what makes me tick. It’s time to get down to the nitty gritty. No filter, no limits. The gloves are off and I’m packing a punchline, so let’s speak easy and laugh freely. Join me for freestyling musings and merrymaking to get your belly aching! After all, in jokes we trust...

Back with a bang, award-winning comedian Sam Avery returns with his electrifying new show, Thunderstorm! In his trademark punchy style, Sam takes you on a whirlwind journey through the chaos of the modern world - from parenting disasters to culture wars, conspiracy theories to political morons. With sharp wit and a stormy twist, he’s here to prove that the only way to weather modern life is through laughter! Expect thunderous punchlines, lightning-fast jokes, and a night of belly laughs you won’t forget.

Could you get away with murder? Following the success of Crime Viral’s sell out UK serial killer tour - research psychologist and psychopathy expert Cheish Merryweather will be bringing to the stage for the very first time - MURDER:STAGED.

Christmas: a time to remember the past, celebrate the present, and look to the future; a time of feasts and festivities; of holly and mistletoe; a time of visits and visitations. A time of ghosts. Come in from the cold and enter into the Christmas spirit as a dark and spectral woman tells haunting tales of the festive season, lighting a candle to the frailties of human nature and illuminating the cold and chilling depths of the bleak, wintry dark…

Since forming just over a year ago, The Shallows have been playing to sell-out audiences in and around the Luton and Dunstable area. Now they bring their unique brand of covers and originals to Hemel Old Town Hall. Offering an eclectic acoustic blend of five-part vocals, guitar, keyboard, mandolin, banjo, violin, cajon, tambourine, and not forgetting the all important egg shaker(!), their influences include indie, folk, country, rock and brit-pop (but never Disney!) Join them in this intimate venue for an evening of foot-stamping, heart-pumping, soul-moving rhythms and harmonies, and above all, fun and enjoyment! #theshallowstwist

A spine-tingling whodunnit based on the world’s most famous case Presented by Rumpus Theatre Company Inspector Lestrange is up to his neck in evidence, but there’s one fact only the Ripper himself will know... CHARLES WILLIAM LESTRANGE was a newly promoted Detective Inspector in the Metropolitan Police, just transferred to H Division in Whitechapel, when the THE AUTUMN OF TERROR, as it came to be known, reached its grizzly height. Now, thirteen years later, and ably assisted by SAMUEL EDWARDS, formerly Detective Constable Edwards of H Division, and Samuel Edward’s “close friend” Miss ELSIE FORDHAM, rising star of the music hall stage, Lestrange rehearses again for your delectation and delight the ghoulish events in Victorian Whitechapel which have been a source of universal fascination since the 1880s... ...anyone wishing to leave the auditorium during the performance as a consequence of excessive fright or terror is respectfully requested not to do so in the middle of a "murder"! JACK'S BACK...AND HE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY!

Stand up sensation and social media star Kae Kurd returns with his highly anticipated brand new tour: What's O'Kurd. Co-host of the hit podcast Aint Got a Clue, voice of ITV's Loaded in Paradise and star of Live at the Apollo (BBC), Mock the Week (BBC Two), Celebrity Masterchef (BBC One) and The Apprentice: You're Fired (BBC Two) As a hugely in-demand writer, his credits include Cunk & Other Humans (BBC Two), Have I Got News For You (BBC Two) and A League of Their Own (Sky One) ★★★★ The Herald ★★★★ Evening Standard

Recently described by the Evening Standard as "Live Comedy's best kept secret" Scott Bennett has been blazing a trail through the stand-up circuit for the best part of a decade. He's written for many high profile acts such as Chris Ramsey and Jason Manford, and recently recorded his debut on BBC Two's Live at the Apollo. In massive demand as a comedy writer and with regular appearances on BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz and The Now Show, Scott is an act on the verge of breaking through into the big time.

With a raucous & raunchy cast this show is a no-holds barred, full throttle journey into the wonderful world of show-people, spectacles & songbirds, all wrapped up with a feisty, tongue in cheek ribbon! Hundred watt club is proud to be one of the longest running burlesque revues in the UK...No two shows are the same, so expect the unexpected, and gear up for a good old fashioned, very grown up, bawdy & beautiful evening of variety entertainment. The lowdown: Not for the fainthearted, this show employs and embraces adult themes, strong language and partial nudity with gusto. No refunds if it's simply 'not to your taste'! Over 18s Only. Glamorous, vintage attire is encouraged (we love it when you dress up!) but not enforced; wear what you're comfy in. Show starts at 8pm and includes an interval.

Following her killer debut tour, Riawakening, the wickedly funny Ria Lina realised she wasn’t just awake, she was ready to rebel. Expect a relentless stream of hilarity as Ria explores the state of the world, the eternal battle of the sexes, and the delight of Zhrowing life up in the air after years of following the rules. Much loved in the industry, this multi-award winner commands the stage with a whirlwind of energy and leaves audiences breathless with laughter. Her extensive list of credits includes Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You?, Mock the Week, cohosting Pointless, Lovestruck High, Richard Osman’s House of Games, The Last Leg and Celebrity Mastermind.

Mark Simmons combines hilarious one-liners with an irresistible love of performing, to resonate with audiences at virtual and in-person events. His award-winning stand-up is a cut above the rest, setting Mark apart on the booking circuit and leading him to perform on some of the most prestigious comedy stages in the UK.

WiFi Wars returns with a very spooky version of the live comedy game show where you all play along! Log in with your smartphone or tablet and compete in a range of games, puzzles and quizzes to win the show, and prizes! Hosted by comedian Steve McNeil (team captain on UK TV's hit comedy/gaming show "Dara O’Briain’s Go 8 Bit") and aided by Guinness World-Record-Breaking tech whizz, the award-winning Rob Sedgebeer! The Guardian - "Not To Be Missed" Time Out - Critic's Choice The Times - Hot List Metro - Top Ten London Geek Nights Out Entirely different games/quizzes at each show, if you fancy coming to both!

Step into the world of Nina Simone with the incredible, award-winning Lady Nade, as she honours Simone’s legacy with her powerhouse vocals and a talented six-piece band. From Feeling Good to I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel to Be Free.

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian and actor renown for his fantastic observational humour and frequent appearances on Mock The Week, Live At The Apollo, and his very own radio show. Cruttenden began acting in television shows in 1983 but soon found his love for stand-up comedy - he was voted Best Newcomer in 2002 at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards and his career took off from there.

One of the UK’s most in-demand comedians, Sonubi is a powerhouse on stage, delivering unstoppable energy, razor-sharp wit, and stories that hit hard as he can and still land even harder.

A hilarious and moving exploration of the enduring appeal of murder mysteries “I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here this evening.” Tim Benzie, the acclaimed creator and host of Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote presents his now one-man show, a funny and engrossing deep dive into the appeal of murder mysteries. The audience are summoned to the drawing room as Tim takes on the role of detective, examining the clues that drew him to the genre as a child, a journey from Scooby Doo and Encyclopaedia Brown, to German mystery-puzzle books via reading the entire works of Agatha Christie as a teenager. Along the way he draws connections between obsessions with detective films, the TV series Murder, She Wrote and his current Solve-Along show. There is a tenacious theory that in times of societal strife, murder mysteries surge in popularity, and Tim unpacks the notion via stories of his own troubled times, to determine not just why there is a detective in all of us, but ultimately what is the mystery that we’re all trying to solve. Funny, touching and showcasing the delight in pop culture minutiae that has made Solve-Along-AMurder- She-Wrote a cult hit, It’s a Mystery! will appeal to fans of the genre and anyone who’s ever wondered whodunnit (and why). It’s a Mystery! has played to critical acclaim at the 2023 and 2024 Edinburgh Festival Fringe and the Bread and Roses Theatre London in 2024 and will tour Australia in early 2025.

Hundred Watt Club invites you to peek inside their cabinet of curiosities and celebrate Halloween with an evening of bizarre burlesque, queer cabaret and sublime circus entertainment. Expect spine-tingling striptease, madcap comedy, dizzying circus stunts and all manner of cabaret tomfoolery - you’ll never be the same after a glimpse into this topsy turvy world... Hundred Watt Club is proud to be one of the longest running travelling burlesque revues in the UK. No two shows are the same, so expect the unexpected, but come prepared for an unforgettable night of tongue in cheek, grown-up fun! The Lowdown: Not for the fainthearted, this show employs and embraces adult themes, strong language and partial nudity with gusto. No refunds if it’s simply ‘not to your taste’! Over 18s Only. Bewitching vintage attire and dark Halloween glamour is encouraged (we love it when you dress up!) but not enforced; wear what you’re comfy in.

It’s time to “put your beer in the sideboard here” and get “yerself” along to this wonderful show that celebrates the music of the great Chas & Dave. Rabbit Rabbit will have you singing along to all the feel-good, top 20 songs the boys recorded over three decades including: Ain’t No Pleasing You, Gertcha!, The Sideboard Song, London Girls, Margate, Poor Old Mr Woogie and, of course, Rabbit. Performed by the renowned trio, Triple Cream with their fantastic musicianship and witty banter, this fast-moving spectacular will have you smiling from ear to ear. Delighting audiences across the country for an incredible 46 years - they have performed both before and with Chas & Dave in the past. Rabbit Rabbit is the latest touring theatre show to come from leading theatre show producers Entertainers, creators of Fastlove, The Magic of Motown, Lost in Music and The Rocket Man. “What you’re doing is great – that’s spot on” The much-missed Chas Hodges of Chas & Dave

Professor Slug’s House of Bugs is a show all about ... bugs. Professor Slug is an eccentric expert on invertebrates who helps bugs out with their buggy problems - and you can too! The House of Bugs is fully booked with all sorts of bugs seeking help from Professor Slug and his fellow bug experts (that’s you, the audience!) But can all these buggy problems be solved before the Queen Bee arrives, or will a swarm of honey-hungry wasps wreak havoc! From the co-creator of the award winning One Duck Down, this interactive show is packed full of colourful puppets, catchy songs, and educational info about the wonderful world of bugs. The puppets are designed by Georgia Hill (CBeebies) with music written by Catriona Gisby (Elle & the Pocket Belles). Professor Slug’s House of Bugs is proud to be supported by charity partner Buglife and the Royal Parks Nature Roadshow. "Silly and little bit raucous, this was a total crowd pleaser" ★★★★ Children's Theatre Reviews

"Out of the Box" is a Family friendly comedy show featuring world-class juggling, contagious laughs, and a show-stopping finale starring a toothbrush. Performed and directed by award winning, international performer Darryl J Carrington. Without a single word spoken, everyone is invited into a world where clowning, puppetry, magic and everyday objects are juggled in a celebration of art and imagination. Laughter knows no age, and adults rediscover their silliness as they join the adventure. A real life Pixar movie. Darryl has performed all over the world, including America both north and south, Europe and South Korea. Judges choice award winner, Circus Maximus.

Step into a night where timeless soul meets modern finesse, as two of the UK’s most electrifying solo voices come together for a one-of-a-kind live experience. Carmy Love, known for her velvet vocals and rich, emotive delivery, joins forces with Laville, whose honeyed tones and effortless groove have earned acclaim across the soul and R&B scenes. This isn’t just a show—it’s a celebration of Black British artistry, passion, and connection. Stripped back and intimate, this acoustic performance brings their voices to the forefront, offering heartfelt originals and fresh takes on soul classics. Expect spine-tingling harmonies, captivating storytelling, and the kind of warmth that only true musical chemistry brings. Whether you're a soul devotee or a new listener, this is the kind of night that reminds you why live music matters—intimate, powerful, and unforgettable.

Life can’t just be the humdrum, the mundane and the routine before the inevitable slide to disease, decay and death. Why can’t we sneak in a bit of awesome, a tad of amazing and maybe a smidge of wonderful? A forest canopy opening onto a huge vista would be enchanting for some but my ancestors wandered in the desert for forty years, I think we’ve been outdoors enough. Others get their fix from the spiritual but I’ve been harbouring a grudge against God since my mother stopped me going to Arsenal after my Barmitzvah. Forty nine years ago. ’God will be watching’ she said. Well, at least he got to see the game. The point is, life could be so much better so I’m on the lookout. Come and join me on the hunt.

Ashley Campbell, daughter of country legend Glen Campbell began her career playing banjo and keyboard in her father's band on several world tours and has found success as a solo artist in the country/Americana music scene; most notably with her debut single "Remembering" which she wrote for her father and is featured on the Grammy award winning and Oscar nominated album for the documentary Glen Campbell: I'll Be Me.

Screaming Blue Murder (or SBM to its friends) is The Old Town Hall’s resident monthly comedy club. This season sees the return of some old favourites plus some rising stars on the comedy scene. Don’t miss out and treat yourself to an uplifting start to the week! Early booking is advised.

Screaming Blue Murder (or SBM to its friends) is The Old Town Hall’s resident monthly comedy club. This season sees the return of some old favourites plus some rising stars on the comedy scene. Don’t miss out and treat yourself to an uplifting start to the week! Early booking is advised.

Emerging from a bunch of sleepy commuter towns in Essex to national acclaim, The Milk crafted a sound that’s evolved from energy fuelled 60s soul to impeccable instrumentation and silken, in-the-pocket playing that hearkens back to the golden era of 1976. This quartet of childhood friends—Rick Nunn (lead vocals, guitar), Mitch Ayling (drums), Luke Ayling (bass guitar), and Dan Le Gresley (guitar)—that blend the raw emotions of their early soul sound with the sophisticated grooves of modern funk & jazz. Over the years, The Milk has graced some of the most prestigious stages and festivals, including Glastonbury and the Isle of Wight Festival, and have delighted fans with sold-out shows at iconic venues like the Shepherds Bush Empire. Their discography now boasts three studio albums and a live album, "Live at the Union Chapel," capturing the raw, magnetic energy of their performances. Frontman Rick Nunn's vocal prowess is a cornerstone of the band's sound. Often compared to the legendary Steve Winwood, his voice embodies the soulful spirit of the greats like Marvin Gaye and Bill Withers, bringing a heartfelt authenticity to each lyric he delivers. The Milk's performances are not just heard; they are felt deeply, resonating with an audience seeking solace in the smooth cadences of timeless music. Tonight they translate their high production cinematic soul sound into an intimate, stripped back acoustic performance rarely seen or heard by anyone. Not to be missed.

Screaming Blue Murder (or SBM to its friends) is The Old Town Hall’s resident monthly comedy club. This season sees the return of some old favourites plus some rising stars on the comedy scene. Don’t miss out and treat yourself to an uplifting start to the week! Early booking is advised.

Screaming Blue Murder (or SBM to its friends) is The Old Town Hall’s resident monthly comedy club. This season sees the return of some old favourites plus some rising stars on the comedy scene. Don’t miss out and treat yourself to an uplifting start to the week! Early booking is advised.

Scottish/ Egyptian instrumentalists and composers, The Ayoub Sisters rose to stardom after their debut album premiered at No.1 in the Official Classical Charts. The sisters are recognised internationally for their chemistry on stage, as well as their ability to unite different musical genres and cultures together through their unique compositional style. Recipients of the Arab Women of the Year award, The Ayoub Sisters second album Arabesque a celebration of and tribute to music from the Arab World, shot to No.1 in the iTunes Official Classical Chart. They have performed in some of the worlds most prestigious concert halls and festivals alike, with highlights including; the Royal Albert Hall, The Cairo Opera House, Dubai Opera, SXSW, Glastonbury and BBC Proms. The sisters are no strangers to radio or television and made their TV debut performing live at the 2017 BAFTAs. They have also performed at the Last Night of the Proms, BBC Songs of Praise and have performed on BBC Radio 3, Classic FM and Scala Radio.

Join us for a very special intimate acoustic gig with 4 members of the 8-piece soul band, Stone Foundation. Expect songs from the new album, Revival of Survival, alongside some of the classics. In 2023, Stone Foundation celebrated 25 years of success with the release of the retrospective anthology Standing In The Light. Their new material is reflective of the confidence within the band, who cannot wait for the fans to hear it, and indeed to play the new material live.

Following their sell-out premiere last year, The Old Town Halls resident company, the award-winning Dyad Productions, (That Knave, Raleigh, A Christmas Carol, A Room of Ones Own, Christmas Gothic, I, Elizabeth, Austens Women, Female Gothic) are back for a celebration of Jane Austen 250, with their brand new solo comedy show: Jane Austens magnificently crafted tale of manipulation and manners. Meet devil-may-care black widow, Lady Susan, (the most accomplished coquette in England), hunting down not one, but two, fortunes; oppressed, rebellious daughter Frederica; long-suffering sister-in-law Catherine; family matriarch Mrs De Courcy; and insouciant best friend, Alicia. Return to the Regency (or rather, Georgian) in this wickedly funny tale of society and the women trapped within it; their struggles, their desires, their temptations and manipulations - and at the vanguard, Lady Susan: charming, scheming, witty, and powerful; taking on society and making it her own. But has she met her match? Based on Jane Austens first full-length work from 1794, the piece is performed by Rebecca Vaughan and directed by Andrew Margerison. This is Austen as youve never seen her before!

'Oliver Twist', Charles Dickens' dark tale of crime and punishment, is stunningly re-imagined in this multi award-winning stage adaptation, recognised by Queen Elizabeth II for its part in Dickensian scholarship. Told from the point of view of Fagin the Miser, one hour before his execution, this unique and powerful one-man show offers a fresh insight into literature's most controversial villain.

Alex McAleer possesses the uncanny ability to apparently tap into his audiences minds and read their thoughts at will. Having stunned audiences at the Edinburgh Fringe, sold out shows in Australia, and toured extensively across the UK and North America as the stand-out star of Champions of Magic, Alex has built a reputation as one of the most charismatic and entertaining mentalists around. In this unforgettable live show, he blends razor-sharp humour with jaw-dropping feats of psychological trickery, leaving audiences amazed, laughing, and questioning relaity. Interactive, mind-blowing, and laugh-out-loud funny - don't miss your chance to see Alex McAleer live!

A one-man theatre show based on the life of Titanic survivor, Edward Dorking. Edward was gay. Openly gay, and on Wednesday, April 10th, 1912, he set sail for NYC on a ticket bought for him by his parents in the hope his American family could put him 'right' THIRD CLASS charts Edward's journey from boarding the Titanic to swimming for 30 minutes towards an already full collapsable lifeboat and how he, upon arriving in New York would tour the Vaudeville circuit, recreating the stories for a fact-hungry public. But Edward didn't want fame; he wanted revenge. When everyone was talking about the deaths of millionaires and society figures, few were discussing the people who took the lion's share of the losses that night: the third class. Using music, movement, projection, and historical facts, THIRD CLASS tells the story of an unknown hero from a well-known story.

This feel good show has served up nostalgia, music and laughter at Edinburgh Fringe, sold out venues across the UK and had the seal of approval from Victoria’s colleagues, school-chums and fans. Featuring the star of BBC1’s All Together Now, Paulus The Cabaret Geek and with accompanist Tom Guest, join them as they take you on a whistle-stop tour of 21 of Victoria’s best-loved songs, including the hilarious Ballad of Barry & Freda and the classic It Would Never Have Worked. Dust off your stilettos and oven glove, and don’t forget the custard creams.

A sequel to THE GHOST OF A SMILE, and spookily apt between Halloween and Christmas, two (more) of Charles Dickens' ghost stories, but with a comic element- adapted from his original stories ‘The Baron of Grogzwig’ – in which a downhearted Noble is visited by a Demon, and ‘The Goblins Who Stole A Sexton’ – the latter being Dickens’ own inspiration for what later became A CHRISTMAS CAROL! The themes of redemption and humility are all there – but funnier! Physical theatre/storytelling...with a handy interval! “Robertson and Collett are exceptional” Kansas City Star (USA)

The UK’s most authentic Roy Orbison tribute band Experience the unforgettable music of the Big O with this incredible six-piece tribute band. Led by talented British vocalist Dave Collison, who perfectly captures Orbison's unique sound and appearance, this band is a must-see for any fan. The Orbison Project offers breathtaking performances of hits like Crying, In Dreams, It's Over, You Got It, Only The Lonely, Oh Pretty Woman, Uptown, Dream Baby and many more… be prepared to be transported back to the golden era of rock and roll.

WiFi Wars returns with a very spooky version of the live comedy game show where you all play along! Log in with your smartphone or tablet and compete in a range of games, puzzles and quizzes to win the show, and prizes! Hosted by comedian Steve McNeil (team captain on UK TV's hit comedy/gaming show "Dara O’Briain’s Go 8 Bit") and aided by Guinness World-Record-Breaking tech whizz, the award-winning Rob Sedgebeer! The Guardian - "Not To Be Missed" Time Out - Critic's Choice The Times - Hot List Metro - Top Ten London Geek Nights Out Entirely different games/quizzes at each show, if you fancy coming to both!

Freshly minted viral superstar Patrick Spicer is hitting the road for his first-ever comedy tour of the UK, Ireland, and mainland Europe! With over 150,000 followers and 50 million views online, Patrick has been consistently selling out shows across the UK. Now, he’s going international! Bringing his quick wit, effortless audience interaction, and hilarious true stories to a host of cities around Europe. Due to the phenomenal success of the first leg of the tour (selling out in London, Dublin, Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, Edinburgh and many more) - he is now adding a massive autumn tour extension, expanding to many new cities and adding extra dates for those that sold out in the spring. Hot on the heels of releasing his first ever comedy special, and with appearances on BBC One, BBC iPlayer and Channel 4, don’t miss out on your chance to catch one of the fastest-rising comedians in the UK live! ★★★★ Comedy masterclass” - Mumble Comedy ★★★★ “Natural… Not a flicker of hesitation” - The Skinny ★★★★ “Well thought out and very funny” - Broadway BabyNote: English language performance

ʞɔǝɥ ←flippin' heck! Witness a pun Goliath in person, as Darren Walsh brings his 8ft frame and award winning act on the road. From appearing on Comic Relief to his ‘Jokes on the street’ series on social media, he’s been racking up millions of views, but live is where he thrives. Combining sound effects, videos, one-liners and improvised jokes based off audience suggestions, prepare for a comedy show like no other, bar pun. Book now, li is two short. "Punbelievable" ★★★★★ - The Mirror ★★★★ - The Sunday Express WINNER - Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe

Festival favourite Lucy returns with a brand new show about the power of letting yourself go - in every sense. Whether that means embracing your wrinkles and love handles whilst living in a slanket, or having a couple of babychams and dancing like nobody’s watching (and if you’re a middle aged woman, they’re probably not). It’s also about letting go of the person you’ve always thought you are, and using your midlife crisis to pursue new goals and reinvent yourself. “Impeccably punchlined anecdotes … genuinely delightful” The Telegraph “A treat from start to finish” The Herald

Simon Evans is Back! Waaaay back... With growing evidence that we are living in a Computer Simulation - and a pretty glitchy, off-brand simulation at that - and the approaching watershed of the AI Singularity looming like a weirdly pixelated cumulo-nimbus on the horizon, BBC Radio 4 stalwart and veteran of a quarter century of highly acclaimed stand-up comedy Simon Evans is squinting at an uncertain future, and revisiting the blue remembered hills of his youth.

"Do you like going to the pictures? I know a good one. It starts when I was fourteen. And I said, "Mum. I'm going to make something of my life'." All Ruth Ellis wants is the adoration that Diana Dors gets. So when the ticket to a brighter future comes in the form of a London nightclub, Ruth seizes the opportunity to be a leading lady. But real life isn't like the movies. The handsome heroes don't always save you. In fact, sometimes, they are the reason you're fighting for your life. - - From award-winning actor & writer, Katherine Moran (Slow Horses, Call The Midwife), Ruthless: A Night With Ruth Ellis uses Ruth's own words to create an exciting, visceral reclaiming of the true story of Britain's last woman to be hanged. Ruthless has been further developed with the Masterclass Theatre Trust and Royal Central School of Speech & Drama, with special thanks to the Shaw Theatre. This production also coincides with National Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Previous work from Katherine Moran: "A special mention is due to Katherine Moran... uncannily convincing" The Stage "Moran is particularly strong... warm, hilarious and totally reasonable" Spy In The Stalls "Lovable... wonderfully portrayed by Moran" London Pub Theatres

It’s been twenty-five years since Trigger Happy TV burst onto our screens, transforming the hidden camera format with its surreal universe of characters and unforgettable pranks. Now, to celebrate a quarter-century of chaos, Dom Joly is bringing his most iconic characters and sketches to The Old Town Hall in this Trigger Happy TV Live: 25th Anniversary - Work In Progress show.

Join Judi Love as she works up new material ahead of her nationwide tour next year. As seen on Last One Laughing (Amazon), Taskmaster (Netflix) and Loose Women (ITV). ‘Not so much a comic, more a force of nature' - Evening Standard ‘A canny eye for the funny’ ★★★★ - The Guardian ‘Unequivocally funny — and infectiously effervescent too’ - iNews

Welcome to the post office! It’s the busiest time of the year! The letters and parcels are piling up high and Rosie Robin is working hard delivering the Christmas Post. But when a snowstorm sweeps through Clover Leaf Wood, the animals must come together to make sure all the mail arrives on time. Blending puppetry, physical performance and song, this gentle, magical, heart-warming show tells the story of one tiny Robin determined that no one is forgotten this Christmas.

Five-time Olivier Award winner Imelda Staunton joins forces with her real-life daughter Bessie Carter for the very first time, playing mother and daughter in Bernard Shaw’s incendiary moral classic. Vivie Warren is a woman ahead of her time. Her mother, however, is a product of that old patriarchal order. Exploiting it has earned Mrs. Warren a fortune – but at what cost? Filmed live from the West End, this new production reunites Staunton with director Dominic Cooke exploring the clash between morality and independence, traditions and progress.

Oscar-nominated Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl, Saltburn) is Jessica in the much-anticipated next play from the team behind Prima Facie. Jessica Parks is a smart Crown Court Judge at the top of her career. Behind the robe, she is a karaoke fiend, a loving wife and a supportive parent. When an event threatens to throw her life completely off balance, can she hold her family upright? Writer Suzie Miller, director Justin Martin, and composer Self Esteem, reunite following their global phenomenon Prima Facie, with this searing examination of modern motherhood and masculinity.

(Special filming warm up show) Join Lou as she warms up for her UK tour. No Kissing in the Bingo Hall is about being human – can you relate??? Just like Tom Cruise does all his own stunts, She is going to do all her own jokes! A deep, dumb show for the masses. Lou Sanders‘ surrealist style and high-octane stage presence make her a joy to watch. She’s been a star of Dancing On Ice (ITV), champion of Taskmaster (Channel 4), co-host of Mel Giedroyc’s Unforgivable (Dave), regular on QI (BBC) and as seen on The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS) and Would I Lie To You? (BBC)

Calling all music lovers! Join us for an electrifying night of local talent at The Old Town Hall, brought to you by the multi-award-winning Juicebox Live! Dacorum's finest musicians take the stage, showcasing their original sounds and igniting the energy. This is your chance to witness the next big thing and discover your new favorite band, all right here in your own backyard! Launched in 2021, this popular event series is a haven for local artists and a guaranteed night of fresh music discovery.

Calling all music lovers! Join us for an electrifying night of local talent at The Old Town Hall, brought to you by the multi-award-winning Juicebox Live! Dacorum's finest musicians take the stage, showcasing their original sounds and igniting the energy. This is your chance to witness the next big thing and discover your new favorite band, all right here in your own backyard! Launched in 2021, this popular event series is a haven for local artists and a guaranteed night of fresh music discovery.

Calling all music lovers! Join us for an electrifying night of local talent at The Old Town Hall, brought to you by the multi-award-winning Juicebox Live! Dacorum's finest musicians take the stage, showcasing their original sounds and igniting the energy. This is your chance to witness the next big thing and discover your new favorite band, all right here in your own backyard! Launched in 2021, this popular event series is a haven for local artists and a guaranteed night of fresh music discovery.

Calling all music lovers! Join us for an electrifying night of local talent at The Old Town Hall, brought to you by the multi-award-winning Juicebox Live! Dacorum's finest musicians take the stage, showcasing their original sounds and igniting the energy. This is your chance to witness the next big thing and discover your new favorite band, all right here in your own backyard! Launched in 2021, this popular event series is a haven for local artists and a guaranteed night of fresh music discovery.

OWES are an alternative outfit from Hemel Hempstead, combining influences from throughout the decades spanning a multitude of genres. The ‘FRIENDS IN DARK PLACES’ EP, their debut release, was put out in July 2023, with the explosive single “money’s worth” heading the campaign.