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The Greatest Musicals Daytime Disco

The Greatest Musicals Daytime Disco

18 Apr 2026 - 26 Sept 2026

Prepare yourselves for a full blown theatrical explosion as we give you music from Hamilton, Grease, Dirty Dancing, High School Musical, Wicked & Mama Mia to The Greatest Showman, Frozen, Rent, Six and sooo much more!
Myopia What Happens Next UK tour

Myopia What Happens Next UK tour

24 Apr 2026 - 24 Apr 2026

MYOPIA Forming out of two small neighbouring towns near Colchester Essex comes genre-defying alternative rock band Myopia. With influences including Muse, Radiohead and Keane, Myopia released their debut album Living on Sixes in 2020. Since then, the band paved the way for a brand-new era of dynamic sounds and aesthetics, unleashing their second studio album Mind Party in August 2024. The project showcased DIY music-making at its finest and garnered attention from various radio stations, including the New Music Generator, winning NMG Rock Artist of the Year in 2024. The duo will be taking the stage once again with the 2026 tour What Happens Next promoting their upcoming EP, and with nine dates currently scheduled across February, March and April, each performance will showcase both current and new music. Myopias songwriting is a rich musical tapestry, with layers of meaning and emotion to be uncovered. Its the very soul of its creator: ever-changing, ever-growing, Myopias sound knows no bounds. A DIFFERENT KITCHEN Since forming in 2023, A Different Kitchen have specialised in writing thoughtful and achingly personal songs, designed for live consumption - leading to national radio coverage from Tom Robinson and Emily Pilbeam on BBC Radio 6 Music. Having received accolades from the pair, the post-punk outfit have since been tipped as Ones to Watch in 2025 by their local BBC Introducing station. This label is one that the 5-piece outfit have strived to pursue, with two EP releases this year, leading to a slot at Sheffields Get Together Festival in May, alongside emerging acts such as English Teacher, Swim Deep and Adult DVD. After a sold-out EP release party at The Finsbury, London, A Different Kitchen are riding a wave of momentum having recently announced a debut UK tour culminating in their second self-produced EP, 'Revolt' , on November 7th. A Different Kitchen write music for live consumption. The group aim to create an experience that leaves a long-lasting impact on their audience, through extreme dynamics, unsettling chord voicings and raw emotion. Music should always be about feeling. A Different Kitchen embrace this to bring their listeners on a journey, connecting with people through real experiences and interactions. Thoughtfully crafted lyrics and harmony gives the band an outlet to express their own vulnerabilities as individuals on stage and in the studio, creating an art piece that remains as fragile as the source from which it was conceptualised. APHASIA North Essex Emo Whatever That Means.
Phoenix Lake Plus Support

Phoenix Lake Plus Support

3 May 2026 - 3 May 2026

Phoenix Lake join us May Bank Holiday Sunday at Three Wise Monkeys Colchester for a night of heavy rock. Support comes in the guise of gothic rockers DACARA, local groove metal crew Arms To Oblivion and local Thrash devils Neanderthal.
Hoedown Showdown

Hoedown Showdown

29 May 2026 - 29 May 2026

Saddle Up & Get Your Swagger On! Prepare Yourselves For An Ultimate Country Music Night Out As We Give You A Fully Immersive Experience That Goes Beyond Just A Live Performance. Not Only Do We Have An Amazing Live Country Vocalist Chloe Loader Performing Some Of The Biggest Country Hits But Our DJ & Host Will Be Giving You A Full 4 Hrs Of Music From Artists Such As Shania Twain, Luke Combs, Luke Bryan, Tim Mcgraw, Leann Rimes, Dolly Parton, John Denver, Johnny Cash To Taylor Swift, Miley & Billy Ray Cyrus, Rednex, Rascal Flatts, Zach Bryan & Many More. Plus Our Nights Are Full Of Fun With Lip Sync Battles, Prizes, Giveaways & Audience Props Making Them An Ultimate Interactive Rodeo Stacked Full Of Great Music, Dancing & Entertainment. And Don't Forget To Dress Up! Dress To Impress In Your Finest Cowboy Or Cowgirl Attire And Let Your Inner Country Star Shine Through. This Is A Hoedown Showdown You Don't Want To Miss So Throw On Those Cowboy Hats, Two Step Into Your Boots & Head On Down To The Ranch Where You Can Dance The Night Away To The Biggest Country Anthems From Across The Decades! Refunds Will Only Be Given If The Event Itself Is Cancelled. Refunds Cannot Be Given If An Event Is Postponed Or Rescheduled To Another Date, Tickets Purchased Will Still Be Valid And Automatically Transferred To The New Date. If You Are Unable To Attend The New Date For Any Reason Then You May Resell Or Transfer Your Ticket To Another Person Who Can Attend. Promotional Images And Videos Show Various Lineups As Several Tribute Acts, Musicians, Hosts And Performers Are Used For Performances. You Can Be Assured The Quality, Professionalism And Authenticity Of Every Tribute Act, Musician. Host And Performer Is Of The Highest Quality, Guaranteeing An Unforgettable Experience Every Time.
April - Colchester Wine Club - Tasting Evening
Join Colchester Wine Club for a relaxed, social tasting evening hosted by Neils and Aaron. Enjoy eight carefully selected wines paired with artisan cheeses and deli meats, plus engaging stories about the vineyards and winemakers. Perfect for learning, sharing, and discovering new favourites in a friendly atmosphere
The Round Window + Circu5

The Round Window + Circu5

6 Nov 2026 - 6 Nov 2026

The Round Window return to Three Wise Monkeys in Colchester for a very special show. The Round Window are a widescreen rock band from Essex & Nottingham with songs infused with acoustic, classic, melodic and prog rock influences, featuring Gareth Cole (guitars & vocals), Jack Lock (drums & vocals), Rich Lock (vocals), Thomas Lock (keyboards & vocals) and Dan Stubbs (bass & vocals). Circu5 is a British band described as hip-shaking rock and winding prog, packed to the brim with earworms. (Prog magazine) Founded as a solo project by Steve Tilling, Circu5's self-titled debut album featured performances from musicians including Dave Gregory (XTC). Clockwork Tulpa is Circu5's second album (and first as a full band), featuring Steve Tilling (vocals, guitar), Mark Kilminster (bass, vocals), Lee Moulding (drums, vocals) and Paul New (guitar, vocals).
Blow Up

Blow Up

7 Nov 2026 - 13 Nov 2026

Blow Up returns to Colchester for the first time since the 1990s. Colchester was the first town to hold a Blow Up event outside of the weekly London events way back then. We look forward to the return.

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