Mark Watson: This Can't Be It

We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but dont worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, hes halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one. Spiritual enquiry meets high-octane observational comedy as the Taskmaster survivor, multi-award-winner and "No More Jockeys" cult leader attempts to cram a couple of years of pathological overthinking into an evening of stand-up. Maybe well even solve the huge problem. Doubt it, though.

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Kettering

Kettering Arts Centre

01536 513858

Saturday 10th Sep 2022 7:30pm

Standard Prices from: £22.00

Ilkley

King's Hall

01535 656015

Thursday 15th Sep 2022 7:00pm

Standard Prices from: £24.00

Liverpool

Epstein Theatre

0844 888 4411

Friday 16th Sep 2022 7:00pm

Standard Prices from: £23.00

Saturday 17th Sep 2022 7:00pm

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Maidenhead

Norden Farm Centre For The Arts

01628 788997

Friday 23rd Sep 2022 7:30pm

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New Milton

Forest Arts Centre

01425 612393

Saturday 1st Oct 2022 7:00pm

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Friday 7th Oct 2022 7:30pm

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Stockton-on-Tees

ARC: Stockton Arts Centre

Saturday 8th Oct 2022 7:00pm

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Carlisle

Old Fire Station

01228 817590

Sunday 9th Oct 2022 7:00pm

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Bury St Edmunds

Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds

01284 769505

Saturday 15th Oct 2022 7:00pm

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London

EartH

Sunday 16th Oct 2022 7:00pm

Standard Prices from: £23.00

Guildford

Yvonne Arnaud Theatre

01483 440000

Friday 21st Oct 2022 7:00pm

Standard Free

Stafford

Stafford Gatehouse Theatre

01785 619080

Thursday 10th Nov 2022 7:00pm

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Selby

Selby Town Hall

01757 708449

Thursday 17th Nov 2022 7:30pm

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Darwen

Darwen Library Theatre

01254 706006

Friday 18th Nov 2022 7:00pm

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Barnsley

The Civic

01226 327000

Saturday 19th Nov 2022 7:00pm

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Much Wenlock

The Edge Arts Centre

01952 728911

Sunday 20th Nov 2022 7:00pm

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Canterbury

The Gulbenkian

Thursday 24th Nov 2022 7:30pm

Standard Prices from: £16.50

Tunbridge Wells

Trinity Theatre

01892 678678

Saturday 26th Nov 2022 7:30pm

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Brighton and Hove

Komedia

01273 647101

Wednesday 30th Nov 2022 7:00pm

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Thursday 1st Dec 2022 7:00pm

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Aldershot

West End Centre

01252 330040

Friday 2nd Dec 2022 7:30pm

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Salisbury

Salisbury Arts Centre

01722 321744

Saturday 3rd Dec 2022 8:00pm

Standard Free

Warrington

Pyramid

Friday 9th Dec 2022 7:15pm

Standard Prices from: £23.00

Friday 27th Jan 2023 7:30pm

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Cambridge

The Junction

01223 511511

Thursday 9th Feb 2023 7:00pm

Standard Prices from: £22.00

Friday 17th Feb 2023 7:30pm

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