Marjolein Robertson: Thank God Fish Don’t Have Hands ★★★★☆

Picture: Trudy Stade
As the show title might suggest, this is an hour full of fantastic nonsense and glorious misdirection which, as we eventually learn, is symptomatic of ADHD. Marjolein Robertson has crafted a masterful arc around a series of events leading to her diagnosis, a fact she only reveals in the set’s latter part, cleverly calling back to jokes from the first half. For both tourists and locals, she offers a cultural introduction to her home of Shetland, its many unusual customs and traditions, and how these shaped her identity in life and love.
With a childlike quality and vulnerability to her humour, she never alienates her audience, instead bringing them into her playful, self-deprecating brand. Moments of dark comedy wisp through her show like Sawney Bean with a smile. She can paint a vivid picture for her audience too: from being drunk in the bath with a handbag while shaving her legs and putting ‘raw toast’ in the ‘bread heater’, to quite literally painting a picture for them of how ADHD works.
A regular on BBC shows, she intuitively knows how to interact with a crowd; she’s a natural and this show is filled with memorable moments. Robertson is Shetland’s greatest export since reestit mutton: salted meat to us non-islanders.
The Stand 2, until 28 August, 4pm.